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Steven asks…

Yahoo snooping – what to do?

I snooped the yahoo answers account belonging to a family member and it seems that they are a gun enthusiast- YIPES! Do I tell them I know or just stay far far away?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Well, besides your snooping, do they have any reason to shoot you? Are they a tad bit insane? Maybe you knocked over their garden gnome?
Since you were snooping, it might not be best to tell them nor do you seem to have a reason to tell them anyway other than to alert them of your confusion of their interests…which, in an extreme case, could result in you being shot.
No.
Good Luck! 🙂

Mary asks…

what episode of psych is this?

when shawns dad henry takes a gun out of his bird fedder i think it is. then shawn says somthing like “you keep a gun in the bird house whats in the garden nome a m 80?” then the song plays

GardenersCardiff answers:

That was in Season 3 Episode 4 “The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable” when Shawn’s uncle Jack shows up with a treasure map.

Shawn: You keep a stun gun in the bird house? What’s under the garden gnome, an M80!?

Betty asks…

is the world really going to end in 2012?

because the day the world is suppot to end is my birthday 12/21

GardenersCardiff answers:

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will. It is about profits, not prophets.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies amd many of them contradict each other.

Mayan calendar ends, Mayan calendar predicts anything

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See 2012hoax dot org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

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James asks…

Is the world going to end in 2012?

i went to see 2012 and now i am like totally freaked out! is the world really going to end in 2012? and please be honest

GardenersCardiff answers:

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will. It is about profits, not prophets.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies amd many of them contradict each other.

Mayan calendar ends, Mayan calendar predicts anything

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See 2012hoax dot org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Daniel asks…

Does anyone REALLY think the world will end in 2012?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Joseph asks…

Will 2012 (the end of the world) really happen?

This is basically an international question that lots of people are still doubting… some say YES! But still, some say NO! So, for us to get out of this heavy doubting… post your answers!

GardenersCardiff answers:

There is no doubt about this. All the predictions are lies.

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

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Robert asks…

Please will someone shoot that little garden gnome?

Who sings ‘I’m into to something good’ on the Halifax adverts? PLEASE!
(btw what is a kernt account?) ah he means current.

GardenersCardiff answers:

I would be more than happy to. Just let me step in your house & use your gun. Xo

Laura asks…

If world ends on December 21, 2012 what would be your final words if you were with friends, family or a pet?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Mandy asks…

would it be ok if i shot the neighbors garden gnomes with a bb gun?

they keep stealing my underwear

GardenersCardiff answers:

It would be better if you shot the neighbors

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Donald asks…

Do you believe the world is ending in 2012?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will. It is about profits, not prophets.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies amd many of them contradict each other.

Mayan calendar ends, Mayan calendar predicts anything

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See 2012hoax dot org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Susan asks…

Will Kurla (Mumbai, India) will remain unaffected after 2012 world end?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Nancy asks…

is the world going to end in 2012, and who is this Nostrodamous guy anyways?

ive been hearing about this and theres this show called nostradamous affect and its about the world ending in 2012 im freaked out now

GardenersCardiff answers:

Every time someone predicts something they lie about old Nosty. Same thing this time.

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

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Your Questions About Gardening http://gardenerscardiff.co.uk/your-questions-about-gardening-1051/ http://gardenerscardiff.co.uk/your-questions-about-gardening-1051/#respond Wed, 28 Jan 2015 20:05:03 +0000 http://gardenerscardiff.co.uk/your-questions-about-gardening-1051/

Donna asks…

What if your husband wanted to put hundreds of gnome statues in the front yard?

Maybe not hundreds, but enough to fill the yard. It would probably set a record for garden gnomes. The lawn is gravel anyway because of desert climate. I am thinking about doing this without bothering to tell my wife or neighbors. What do you think they will do upon seeing my front yard filled with garden gnome statues? Would you be upset if your husband did this?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Heck no i’d be tickled pink and then ask him if he had lost his mind ☺
never mind what the neighbors would say just hope the local news or newspaper didnt get wind of it.lol

Linda asks…

Have you ever broken a garden gnome?

I heard that if you break one, you get cursed, and garden gnomes will haunt you forever.

GardenersCardiff answers:

No-I have not.

Daniel asks…

Where can I find a ceramic unpainted gnome?

I can’t find a store anywhere around my hometown that sales unpainted, ceramic/bisque garden gnomes. Anybody know any good online stores?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Http://www.gnomebisque.com/

FAQ on their site…
“Do you have unfinished (without color) gnomes available?”
Yes. Just specify ‘Unfinished (without color)’ by immediately e-mailing Customer Service after placing your order. Be sure to include your name and order number with the request. Prices and shipping rates are the same as finished gnomes.

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Mark asks…

Poll: Do you think I’m going to attack earth?

I’m just a little green man who comes in peace..but my species plan to attack earth so you puny earthlings have no chance against our advanced weapons…sorry

GardenersCardiff answers:

Oh my god your a garden gnome

William asks…

Would you like to test your harry potter skills?

Goblet of Fire
1.The Dursleys, at first, refused to let Mr. Weasley help Dudley when his…
A. voice began to sound like a parakeet’s
B. Eyeballs turned bright green
C. tongue became swollen and purple
D. Nose began to look like a rat’s

2. At the Quidditch World Cup, Winky claimed she was in the Top box to …
A. Protect Harry from the Malfoys
B. Check the tickets of those entering the box
C. Save a seat for her master
D. Serve food to those in the box

3.What was one reason Mr. Diggory accused Winky of Conjuring the Dark Mark?
A. The voice that muttered the incantation sounded just like Winky’s voice.
B. She was found with Harry’s wand
C. She had not denied that she conjured the mark.
D. She had a snake tattoo like the Death Eaters

4. How did Mad-Eye explain the disturbance in his yard?
A. His cat had decided to attack his garden gnomes
B. He had heard an intruder, and his dustbins started a commtion
C. His post owl was arguing with the goblins next door.
D. He had been practicing his Apparating and accidentally splinched himself.

5.Hermione wouldnt eat another bite of the start-of-term feast after she…
A. Learned it had been by house elves
B. learned a student became sick after eating it
C. hear Fred and George had added Veritaserum to it
D. heard it contained Vlast-Ended Skrewts

Harder Questions
1. Professor Moody repeatedly put the Imperious Curse on Harry until ___.
2. After the Goblet chose the fourth champion, what did almost everyone wonder?
3. When Hermione was hit by a ricocheted spell Malfoy meant for Harry, her ____.
4. While talking from a fire, Sirius was interrupted before he told Harry ___.
5. Why did Madame Maxime become angry and shriek at Hagrid?
6. Flich thought he had caught Peeves stealing a Triwizard clue after the ___/
7. What did Dobby tell Harry just before the second task?
8. After Hermione annoyed Rita Skeeter, WITCH WEEKLY claimed that Hermione ___.
9. While in a cave, what did Sirius tell Harry and his friends about Crouch?
10. While speaking privately, Harry and Krum saw Mr. Crouch, who told them ___/
11. For the third task, Harry learned the Four-Point Spell, a spell that ___.
12. A golden thread of light connected Harry’s and Voldemort’s wands until ___.
13. How bad Barty Crouch’s son escaped from Azkaban?
14. How had Rita Skeeter been able to listen in on private conversations?
I am a book worm. Goblet of Fire is my favorite book!

GardenersCardiff answers:

Lemme try 😀

1) C
2) C
3) B
4) A
5) A

Harder questions:
1) he could resist the curse
2) How harry potter got in even though he was underage
3) teeth became bigger
4) how to defeat the dragon
5) he thought she was a half-giant just like him
6) egg dropped to the floor
7) He told Harry to use Gillyweed for the second task and that Ron had been trapped underwater and he had to rescue him
8) was a flirt as she was rumored to be Harry’s girlfriend and yet went to the Yule Ball with Krum. She claimed that Hermione was someone who went after famous people.
9) I don’t know this XD
10) This one too XD
11) Would show him the direction of the trophy in the maze
12) Harry broke the connection and ran for the trophy
13) He exchanged places with his sickly mother
14) She was an unregistered Animagus ( a beetle) and she used this to her advantage to spy on people.

Okay that’s all hope this is good enough. 🙂
3)

Carol asks…

So……I wonder what to do next?

I found grandma out in yard passed out surrounded by garden gnomes. Is the end of the world coming sooner than we thought?

GardenersCardiff answers:

They are already attacking? I didn’t predict that for a while yet

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Richard asks…

is it true that all garden gnomes have different meanings?

is it true that all garden gnomes have differant meanings? if so where can i find the meanings?

GardenersCardiff answers:

I have never heard this but you can try google.

Michael asks…

Where can I find an out of stock garden gnome?

Hi, I am looking for a particular garden gnome named Jim-hands in pockets-garden gnome. I ve searched the web and he seems to be unavaillable or out of stock everywhere. Does anyone know where I can get him?
thanks

GardenersCardiff answers:

Have you tried Ebay?
Outdoordecor.com

Sharon asks…

What’s the Best Hardening Clay for Garden Gnomes?

I’ve been into molding with clay for a while now and have been fairly successful using never-hardening clay, just to train myself to sculpt. However, I’ve begun following my fascination with garden gnomes. I’m aware that most gnomes are made of carved concrete and mostly hard plastic, but I’d rather work with clay. What type of clay would be the best to use? Some sort of clay that I can bake in my home oven.

GardenersCardiff answers:

Try Aves Apoxie Clay. It dries very hard with no shrinkage, its also waterproof and freeze-thaw stable. (Its an air dry clay so you don’t need an oven or kiln) http://www.avesstudio.com/Products/Apoxie_Clay/apoxie_clay.html
Another clay you might enjoy trying is polymer clay (this is what I use the most) Its an oil based clay that you cure in your home oven. Its not not the type of clay that you would use for an outdoor piece though.

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Linda asks…

Do you think the world will end in 2012?

Tell your opinion and why you think that.

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Joseph asks…

Do YOU think the world is going to end in 2012?

I don’t. Call me crazy if you want.

GardenersCardiff answers:

You’re not crazy.

Whether to send a Christmas card to Dave and family or just phone them.

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Ken asks…

Do you believe the world is going to end in 2012?

Why or why not?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

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Maria asks…

Prizes for a baby shower?

What are some good prizes to give for game winners at a baby shower so far i’ve got candles (2),a target giftcard,and a picture frame thats all i could think of anyone have more ideas

GardenersCardiff answers:

BATH SALT FAVORS:
A great favor (or prize!) at the shower….everyone loves a home-spa experience!! Buy bath salts in bulk (Ebay is a great resource for this and I have, personally, bought from the buyer called BARE NAKED SOAP and have found her homemade bath salts to be GREAT and very purse-friendly!!). Buy cellophane gift bags or small mason jars to place the bath salts in. Create custom labels made with all your baby shower information and attach these labels to the ribbon at the top of each individual cellophane bag or jar!!! A wonderful and memorable momento for your guests!!

(Suggestion: Budget for 1/2 pound to 1 pound per guest attending for this favor or prize!! Bath salts are heavy and what may sound like a lot when purchasing usually winds up being about half of what you expected. )

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AT HOME MOVIE NIGHT GIFT BASKET
Purchase a nice medium sized wicker basket. Fill it with a blockbuster gift card, a couple of packages of Movie-Theatre Style Popcorn, and some gourmet soda, tea or juice. Tie it up with shrink wrap or tulle. Instant Home-Movie Night!!!
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SCRAPBOOKING KIT
Places like Michael’s and even Wal-Mart or Target often sell beginning scrapbooking kits for less than $10.00. A great gift….and if the receiver doesn’t need it she can always hand it over to the new mommy who probably would love to have it!

Other great items:
handmade greeting card box sets, gift certificates, and gourmet food mixes or preparations (the type that are storable, not perishable). Garden goodies…..like animal stakes and statues (garden gnomes are everywhere this season!! So cute and funny!), flower seeds. Kitchen goodies like nice potholders, towels, gadgets or gizmos. Gourmet coffee, freshly ground. Think EXTRAVAGENT and DECADENT…..but on a small scale that will be appreciated by your guests but not overwhelming to your purse!!’

Good luck and have fun!

Donna asks…

where are some good bully cheats for the ps2?

i need some help

GardenersCardiff answers:

Here are some awesome bully cheats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full health
While playing the game, hold L1 and press R2(3) on controller two. Note: This has no effect on kissing level.

All weapons
While playing the game, hold L1 and press Up(4) on controller two to unlock all weapons.

Toggle infinite ammunition
While playing the game, hold L1 and press Up, Down, Up, Down on controller two.

Ammunition reloaded
While playing the game, hold L1 and press Up(2) on controller two.

Extra money
While playing the game, hold L1 and press Triangle, Square, Circle, X on controller two.

All gym grapple moves
While playing the game, hold L1 and press Up, Left, Down(2), Triangle, Square, X(2) on controller two to unlock all gym grapple moves. Note: This will not appear on the stats screen.

All Hobo fighting moves
While playing the game, hold L1 and press Up, Left, Down, Right, Triangle, Square, X, Circle on controller two to unlock all Hobo fighting moves. Note: This will not appear on the stats screen.

All clothes
While playing the game, press L1(2), R1, L1(3), R1(2) on controller two to unlock all clothes. Note: Press any button to have the game return to normal speed.

Alternate clothing
Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding item:

Bike helmet: Win a bike race.
Bike shorts: Ride 100 km on a bike.
Black cowboy hat: Give a homeless man spare change in Bullworth.
Black ninja costume: Completely fill your yearbook.
Black skate shoes: Walk at least 50 km.
BMX champion costume: Successfully complete a bike race.
Boxing costume: Successfully complete the Boxing Challenge or Prep Challenge in Chapter 2.
Burglar mask: Found in a locker on Halloween.
Cheerful reindeer sweater: Found in the school office during the winter.
Crash helmet: Finish in first place in the Kart Race at the Carnival.
Dunce cap: Fail three classes in a row.
Edna mask: Destroy all nineteen tombstones.
Fast food costume: Successfully complete the Burger Joint errand in Bullworth Vale.
Firefighter’s helmet: Pull the fire alarm twenty times.
Graduation hat: Successfully complete all five levels in all of your classes.
Gnome costume: Smash all the garden gnomes.
Go Kart: Win all Go Kart races.
Gold suit: Buy all the clothing.
Green ninja costume: Hit targets with projectiles 1,000 times.
Grotto Master costume: Collect all G&G cards.
Incognito hat: Successfully complete Errand #21 near City Hall.
Jimmy’s Skeleton Halloween costume: Successfully complete the “The Candidate” mission to unlock the “Halloween” mission.
Orderly uniform: Successfully complete “Finding Johnny Vincent” in Chapter 5.
Pirate hat: Beat up the pirate on the island near the beach house.
Prison uniform: Successfully complete all the detention mini-games.
Pumpkinhead mask: Destroy all 27 pumpkins around the school and inside the main building.
Red ninja costume: Successfully complete the Big Prank task during Halloween at Bullworth Academy.
Rubberband ball: Collect all 75 rubberbands.
Running shorts: Run or walk 40 km.
School mascot costume: Successfully complete the “Nice Outfit” mission in Chapter 4.
Soda hat: Drink 500 sodas.
Tiny swimsuit: Find the preppie with a blue mission on the beach at the beach house and beat his swimming time.
Viking helmet: Get all collectibles.
Werewolf mask: Found in a school locker after picking the lock.
Wrestling uniform: Successfully complete Gym 1.
Yellow Ninja costume: Get 1,000 knockouts of people, students, etc.

Class completion bonuses
Successfully complete the indicated class to unlock the corresponding bonus:

Art 1: Able to exchange gift for a kiss from a girl
Art 2: 50% health bonus from kissing girls
Art 3: 75% health bonus from kissing girls
Art 4: 100% health bonus from kissing girls
Art 5: Ability to kiss girls without giving gifts

Chemistry 1: Firecrackers available from chemistry set
Chemistry 2: Stink Bombs available from chemistry set
Chemistry 3: Itching Powder available from chemistry set
Chemistry 4: Items produced doubled from chemistry set
Chemistry 5: Chemistry set available all the time

English 1: Apology improved
English 2: Better taunts
English 3: Ability to apologize to Prefects improved
English 4: Ability to taunt bullies more effectively and from a distance
English 5: Ability to apologize to police

Gym 1: Headbutt and 3-hit knee groin combo unlocked
Gym 2: Accuracy for slingshot improved
Gym 3: Kneedrop unlocked
Gym 4: Accuracy for slingshot improved
Gym 5: Accuracy for slingshot improved

Photography 1: Black and white camera and small photo album
Photography 2: Yearbook
Photography 3: Large photo album
Photography 4: Color digital camera
Photography 5: Twice as many carnival prize tickets per win

Shop 1: BMX basic
Shop 2: BMX retro
Shop 3: BMX green.
Shop 4: BMX blue
Shop 5: BMX red

Room decorations
Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding decoration for Jimmy’s room at Bullworth:

#1 Paper Boy Ribbon: Successfully complete the Level 4 Paper Route.
Aluminum Trophy: Successfully complete the “Racing The Vale” mission.
Artist’s set: Successfully complete the Art 5 class.
BMX frame: Successfully complete the Shop 5 class.
Boxing Gloves: Successfully complete the “Dishonorable Fight” mission.
Bullworth Golden Shield: Successfully complete the “Total Mayhem” mission.
Burned school banner: Successfully complete “The Gym Is Burning” mission in Chapter 5.
Character Sheets: Successfully complete the “Character Sheets” mission.
Dodgeball: Successfully complete the Gym 5 class.
Egg Carton: Successfully complete “The Eggs” mission.
Football Jersey: Successfully complete Chapter 4.
Girlie Girl Poster: Purchase at Carnival for 10 tickets.
Girls Panties: Successfully complete the “Panty Raid” mission.
Gnome: Destroy all gnomes.
Greaser Jacket: Successfully complete Chapter 3.
Grim Reaper: Successfully complete the “Funhouse Fun” mission in Chapter 4.
Picture of Beatrice: Successfully complete the “That Bitch” mission in Chapter 1.
Picture of Lola kissing Gordo: Successfully complete the “Jealous Johnny” mission in Chapter 3.
Picture of Lola: Successfully complete “The Tenements” mission in Chapter 3.
Picture of Mandy: Successfully complete the “Discretion Assured” mission in Chapter 4.
Picture of Ms. Phillips: Successfully complete the Photography 5 class.
Picture of Pinky: Successfully complete the “Carnival Date” mission in Chapter 2.
Picture of Zoe: Successfully complete the “Smash It Up” mission in Chapter 5.
Pumpkin: Destroy all pumpkins.
Rat in a Jar: Successfully complete the “Rats In The Library” mission in Chapter 5.
Rock Band Poster: Purchase at Carnival for 10 tickets.
Russel’s shirt: Successfully complete Chapter 1.
Teddy Bear: Successfully complete the “Carnival Date” mission in Chapter 2.
Tombstone: Destroy all tombstones.
Trophy (on windowsill): Successfully complete the “Beach Rumble” mission.
V is for Victory Poster: Successfully complete “The Campaign” mission.
Various Chem Plant Signs: Successfully complete both parts of the “Busting In” mission in Chapter 5.
Venus Flytrap Head: Successfully complete the “Weed Killer” mission in Chapter 2.

Girlfriends
Successfully completing the indicated mission to unlock the corresponding girlfriend, which you can then kiss for a health bonus:

Beatrice: “That Bitch” mission in Chapter 1.
Lola: “The Tenements” mission in Chapter 3.
Mandy: “Discretion Assured” mission in Chapter 4.
Pinky: “Carnival Date” mission in Chapter 2.
Zoe: “Smash It Up” mission in Chapter 5.

Fighting moves
Collect the hidden transistors and give them to the hobo. With each transistor, he will teach you a new move. The moves he teaches you in order are:

Uppercut: Hold Square.
Leg Sweep: Press Square, then hold Square.
Side Kick: Press Square(2), then hold Square.
Five Punch Combo: Press Square(5).
Roundhouse Kick: Press Square(3), then hold Square.
Overhead Punch: Press Square(4), then hold Square.

Transistor locations
Look on the autoshop roof.

During the “Help Gary” mission, make your way to the boiler room. It should be on the table next to the fire extinguisher.

Behind the Mexican restaurant next to the bike shop in Bullworth town.

Found in the fourth photography class on the Bullworth dam.

Look on the table on the right side of the door to the upstairs in the “Nerd Challenge”.

Found on the ground just before you enter “The Tenements” building.

Free arcade games
Get the high score in “Consumo”, “Monkey Fling”, “Nut Shots”, and finish in first place in all races in “Future Street Race 2165” and “Future Street Race 3D”.

Free soda
Drink 220 sodas to get free sodas from the soda machines.

Use the following trick to get free sodas from soda machines when you have less than a dollar. Go up to any soda machine and repeatedly press Triangle until a soda drops down. You can repeat this as many times as needed.

Invincibility in dodgeball
While playing dodgeball, press L2 to display the help screen immediately before an opponent has the ball. While the help screen is displayed, you will not be knocked out if you get hit. The ball will bounce off your player, allowing you to pick it up and go on the offensive.

Easy money
Go to the basketball court anytime after 4:00 p.m. To play the Penalty Shot mini-game. Bet the maximum of $20.00. Go up to the line, then press Circle to jump. Press X to throw while in mid-jump for easy knockdowns. -From: EGHQ and Edward C. Lewis

To make a lot of money quickly, save the game then go to the midget boxing arena at the carnival and make the largest bet possible. If you lose, load your game and repeat until you win.

Easy tickets
Go to the carnival, then go to the “Splish Splash” game. It is fast, easy, only costs $1, and results in three tickets each time. Additionally, go to the carnival, then go to the “Hammer” game. Repeatedly tap X to get three tickets every time, if done correctly.

Easy Faculty Taunts
Go to the Principle’s office and taunt the secretary. When she starts to chase you, just run around the desk and continue taunting her (while locked on with L1) for as long as desired. If she grabs you, just tap Triangle(10), or if she is not already irritated, you can just keep apologizing, which also helps your stats. This works for almost all staff — just run and taunt. -From: EGHQ

Easy yearbook photos
To get a lot of photos in the Yearbook, go to either dormitory, pull the fire alarm, stand by and press Up, then start snapping them as they run by. -From: EGHQ

Easy Lola’s Race
Before you start the “Lola’s Race” mission, get a motorized bike. Drive it to where you start the mission. You will be able to race with the motorized scooter while everyone else in the race has a normal bike. You will go much faster, but the handling is worse.

Fighting multiple opponents
When fighting more than one opponent, sometimes you will get hit from behind. To prevent this, push over as many opponents as you can until there is only one person standing. Beat on him for a short time, then push him over when somebody else gets up. Beat on the person who got up and push them down when others get up. Try to keep as many on the ground as possible while only handling one or two enemies at a time.

Get some itching powder. When you get into a fight, if you need help set your weapon as the itching powder and throw it at one of the people you are fighting. They will start to itch. While they are itching, beat them up. The itching powder should last long enough for you to beat them or at least get their health in the red zone.

Saving others from beatings
To save someone from a beating, grab the attacker(s) by pressing Triangle and throw them far away from the victim — so they will focus on you, and you will not accidentally hit the victim. -From: EGHQ

Destroying all pumpkins and tombstones
After starting the “Halloween” mission, you can get a bonus for finding and smashing all the pumpkins and tombstones around campus. If you do not find all of them, do not worry. In the next (and last) mission of the chapter, where you go into the basement of the school with Gary, you will get to the boiler room. Inside will be all of the pumpkins you missed in the “Halloween” mission. Kick all of them for an unlockable. Later in the game when you unlock the “Preppie” part of town, go to the asylum. Next to it will be a warehouse, and inside are all of the tombstones you missed.

English Class
The following is a list of the letters you are given in each English Class and the minimum number of words required within the time limit to pass the class:

English Class 1: The letters are “ELMOLW” and you need 7 words to pass the class. Here are words that can be created from those letters: Ell, Elm, Low, Mel, Mew, Mol, Mow, Ole, Owe, Owl, Lowe, Meow, Mewl, Mole, Moll, Well, Mellow.

English Class 2: The letters are “THFSGI” and you need 14 words to pass. Here are words that can be created from those letters: Fig, Fit, His, Hit, Its, Sit, Figs, Fish, Fist, Fits, Gift, Gist, Hits, Sift, Sigh, This, Fight, Gifts, Shift, Sight, Fights.

English Class 3: The letters are “ELISSM” and you need 15 words to pass. Here are words that can be created from those letters: Elm, Ism, Lei, Lie, Mil, Elms, Isle, Isms, Leis, Less, Lies, Lime, Mess, Mile, Mils, Miss, Semi, Sims, Slim, Isles, Limes, Miles, Seism, Semis, Slime, Slims, Smile, Slimes, Smiles.

English Class 4: The letters are “RAOCYN” and you need 19 words to pass. Here are words that can be created from those letters: Any, Arc, Can, Car, Cay, Con, Coy, Cry, Nay, Nor, Oar, Ran, Ray, Roc, Yon, Corn, Cory, Cyan, Narc, Racy, Roan, Yarn, Acorn, Corny, Crony, Rayon, Crayon.

English Class 5: The letters are “DGRAGE” and you need 22 words to pass. Here are words that can be created from those letters: Age, Are, Dag, Ear, Egg, Era, Erg, Gad, Gag, Rag, Red, Aged, Dare, Dear, Drag, Dreg, Egad, Gage, Gear, Grad, Rage, Read, Agger, Grade, Raged, Dagger, Ragged.

Endless Summer Chapter
It is possible to finish the game without 100% in all missions. However, if you watch the end credits you will see that Chapter 6, “Endless Summer”, has been unlocked, which allows you can do any missions that you may have missed.

Girlfriends fight
Kiss one girlfriend then walk slowly until you find another girl you can kiss. You must walk slowly so that the girl you just kissed will follow you. When you kiss the next girl, the two girls will start fighting.

Kissable cheeleaders
All the kissable girls are cheerleaders, except Beatrice (nerd girl), Lola (greaser girl), Zoe (townie girl), and the fat girl. You can see the girls as cheerleaders during the Gym class hour at football camp.

Kissing Kirby
After Chapter 5, you can kiss Kirby the jock.

Kissing Vince
After Chapter 3, you can kiss Vince the greaser.

Trent romance
Get flowers from the girls dorm, then talk to Trent. If you talk to him twice, it will bring up the option to give him flowers. When you do so, the lips will appear and you can kiss him. Note: You must complete the first chapter in order to do this.

Go directly to lesson
If you do not want to walk or run to a lesson, just throw something at the Prefects to get yourself busted. They will then take you directly to the lesson.

Shirts
After defeating a Boss (such as Russell), you can find their shirts in your room.

Recommended costume
Go to a wardrobe where you can change. Put on the school uniform then go to “Head”. Switch it from nothing to the mascot head. By doing this you will get good compliments on clothing, and making out time with girls is reduced, which gives you extra time and the health bonus.

See the “Bitch” vomit in “That Bitch” mission
Hide in the trash can behind you after you place the stink bomb in “her” locker. When she does not see you, she will vomit and continue to do so as you make your escape. If she catches you before you hide she will run away screaming.

Galloway’s liquor
In the Spencer Shipping Warehouse where you did the “Smash It Up” mission with Zoe, look in the box in the center of the bottom floor. It should read “Liquor for Mr. Galloway”.

Student in trash can
After you get busted by a Prefect and must mow 80% of the football field, run up the stairs in between the bleachers. If done quickly enough, there should be a student (usually a nerd) standing half in and half out of the trash can.

Wheelie
While riding a bike, hold the Left Analog-stick Down to perform a wheelie.

Drive flipped Go-Kart
If you flip your Go-Kart upside down you can still drive around with it and you will not fall out.

Bike on your head
Stand on your bike and pass out on it (basic). When you wake up, it will be on your head, and when you move it will float down.

Broken legs
Get some itching powder and a vase/potted plant. Go to a place without a lot of Prefects. Set your weapon to itching powder and pick up the vase/potted plant. Target someone and press R1(2). Their legs should be in a strange position and they will be scratching themselves.

Defeating Rustle
Throw a few fire crackers at him, then get up close and start punching him. Do this until he is defeated.

I hope you liked my answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Linda asks…

are garden gnomes evil?

they scare me…

GardenersCardiff answers:

I don’t know if there evil, but I don’t like them at all. When I see them I have this urge to kick them, or shoot them. Lol. They are great for target practice!

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Richard asks…

Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?

i do!! im really freaked out. and it sucks bc i’ll only be 18 🙁

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Joseph asks…

Is the end of the world coming in 2012?

Is the in of the world coming in 2012??? What do you think??? When will it happen??? Why do you think it will happen??? How will it happen???

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Ken asks…

Hey tell me what you think of this passage I’ve found?

“Sally!…… Sally! come to thy window dear.”
Ben hefted several pebbles and whipped them at the upper window of the pink house.
plink
plink “Sally.”
plink
“hup.”
crash! “ow! damn it!”
“Sally?” Ben said hopefully.
Sally appeared at the window.
“What? Where? Who? Ben! What are you doing?!?
“Hark what lite through yonder window breaks?”
“Look first of all I hate you I have always hated you, second you have a restraining order, and third its one in the morning.”
“All the better to witness your raw beauty under the light of the morning star.”
Sally vanished from the window.
“I’m calling the cops.”
“But wait hearken your ear. For in comemeration of st. valentines day i have composed a balled to win your heart!”
“Thats great, now bug off.”
“But listen. Ahem. your lips, your soul, your heart of gold!”
“I’m turning on the sprinklers.”
“Your voice, your eyes, your lack of lies!”
The sprinklers came on. Ben was now soaked but still going strong.
“Your smile, your hair, your petite dariair!”
“Oh that is so it. Dad!! Where’s the gun?”
“Your song, your art, your eyes like darts!”
Sirens wailed in the distance.
“Your voice like a dove, I give you my love!”
Sally burst through the door carrying a shotgun and wearing an ammo belt.
Ben grinned. “Ah look to it, thy radiant beauty.”
chick-chick ka-blam!
A tree beside him exploded into splinters.
“Ahhhhhh!!!!!” Ben shrieked and retreated spewing further lines of scripture.
“for we shall not fall into strife and then I shall make you my wife!”
“DIE!!!” Sally screamed, coating the street with buck shot.
Harold dived into an ally way.
“I shall never cause you you pain and my love for you will never wane.”
“Why.” ka-blam! “Won’t.” ka-blam! “You.” ka-blam! “DIE!!!!!!!” ka-blam!
Ben decided to quit while he still had a head attached to his shoulders.
“So goodbye farewell oh lovely girl whose hair is a lovely golden swirl.”
a garbage can less then a foot from his head was blasted nearly in half by a slug so he crawled to the other end of the ally.
The squeal of breaks and wail of sirens announced the arrival of the cops. Ben peeked out of the ally just in time to see the cops take up firing positions and sally take up cover behind the line of garden gnomes. Ben sunk down into the ally. He listened to the roar of gun fire and the calls of “come on you pigs, I just want to blow his head off!” for a few moments and then with a resigned shrug slunk away from the scene.
“Oh well at least she’ll get out sometime around Easter.
SALLY IS MY EX WIFE…LOL

GardenersCardiff answers:

I think it’s funny. Did this really happen?

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