Robert asks…
Salam All,
i need some funny book titles for my database im working on for a class project There alot to pick from so im asking u guys to help me pick. U can make ur own up if u dont like any below , Thanks and i know its a long list. sorry lol
A Great Plenty by E. Nuff
A la recherche du temps perdu by Daisy Mist
A Stitch In Time by Justin Case
A Trip To The Dentist by Yin Pain
A Whole Lot Of Cats by Kitt N. Caboodle
Achy Breaky Heart by Ann Guish
Acrophobia Explained by Alfredo Heights
Advanced Math by Smart E. Pants
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage by Kay O’Pectate
Ah, Thor! by Ty Till
All Alone by Saul E. Terry
All-You-Can-Eat Buffets by I.M.A. Piggee
Allegiance To The King by Neil Downe
Almost Missed The Bus by Justin Time
Ambulance Driving by Adam Muhway
Ambush! by May T. Surprise
And Shut Up! by Sid Downe
And The Other People by Allan Sundry
Animal Illness by Ann Thrax
Animal Scents by Farrah Mones
April Fool! by Sue Prize
Archery by Beau N. Arrow
Are We There Yet? by Miles Away
Armed Heists by Robin Banks
Artificial Clothing by Polly Ester
Artificial Weightlessness by Andy Gravity
As Solid As by Rocco Gibraltar
Assault With Battery by Eva Ready
At The Bottom Of The Can by Hazel Nutt
Athletic Supporter by Jacques Strap
Back Row Of The Orchestra by Clara Nett
Bad Cow Joe-ks by Terry Bull
Bad Falls by Eileen Dover
Bad Gardeners by Wilt Plant
Bad Investments by Les Riches
Banquet At McDonalds by Tommy Ayk
Baseball by A. Diamond
Baseball Poetry by Homer
Battle Axes by Tom A. Hawk
Be Prepared by Justin Case
Beach Blanket Bingo by Sandy Trunks
Beach Rides by Sonny Day
Bedtime by P.J. Maws
Beekeeping by A. P. Arry
Bestiary of Plant Eaters by Herb Avore
Big Fart by Hugh Jass
Blonde Hair by Bim Bow
Blowout! by Vlad Tire
Board Game Challenge by Bing O. Iwin
Body Parts by Anne Atomy & Tony Shoulder
Boring Midwestern Cities by Cole Lumbus
Boxing Cornerman’s Story by Dawson DeTowel
Boy Scout’s Handbook by Casey Needzit
Brain Surgery by Sarah Bellum
Breaking The Law by Kermit A. Krime
Bring To The Grocer’s by R. List
Broken Window by Eva Brick
Brown Stains on the Wall by Who Fung Pooh
Bubbles In The Bathtub by Ivor Windybottom
Cab Calloway’s Garden by Heidi Ho
Canadian Religion by P. R. eh
Candle-Vaulting by Jack B. Nimble
Car Capital Of The World by Mitch Egan
Car Repairs by Axel Grease
Care For A Chop? by Marsha Larts
Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
Chauvinistic Men by A. Lone
Cheap Transmissions by Stan Dard
Cheaper Than IBM by P.C. Clone
Cheating On His Wife by Izzy Backyet
Chest Pain by I. Coffalot
Chicago Gangs Of The ’30’s by Tommy Gunn
Chicken Dishes by Nora Drumsticks
Children’s Songbook by Skip Tumalu
Chinese Apathy by Hu Cares
Chinese Gold Rush by Qwan Dyke
Chinese Meals On Wheels by Rick Shaw
Chinese Toy Recalls by Sam Ting Wong
Christmas for Baldies by Yule Brynner
Circle Perimeter by Sir Cumference
Classic Groceries by Chopin Liszt
Clear Sky Forecast by Esau Starrs
Cloning by Irma Dubble II
Clothes For Germ Kings by Mike Robes
College Athletics by Nancy Dubblelay
Come On In! by Doris Open
Columbus, Vespucci And Me by Enzo DiUrth
Computer Memories by Meg Abight
Confessions Of A Gold Digger by Emile Ticket
Cooking A Turkey by May B. Done
Cooking Spaghetti by Al Dente
Cosmetology by Rosie Cheeks
Covered Walkways by R. Kade
Crackdown by Lauren Order
Credit Cards by Bill Melater
Crocodile Dundee by Ali Gator
Cry Wolf by Al Armist
Cut the Grass! by Moses Lawn
Daddy, Are We There Yet? by Miles Away
Dance The Night Away by Howell I. Evert Doothis
Danger! by Luke Out
Dangerous Animals by Mann Eaters
Dealing With Skunks by Stan Back
Decorating Your Mousehole by Minnie Blinds
Defunct Nations by Sophie Etunion
Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel
Desert Storm Approaches by Dustin Mynose
Dieting by Les Tooeet
Dinner Delight by Roland Butter
Dirty Chinese Windows by Hu Flung Dung
Dive! Dive! by Perry Scope
Do I Look Fat? by Donna Gogh Thare
Do It Yourself by Tyrone Shoelaces
Do You Hear a Phone? by Isabel Ringing
Don’t Come Back Again by Doris Shutt
Don’t Do Anything Rash by Jacques Itch
Don’t Tread On Me by Amanda B. Reckonwith
Downpour by Wayne Dwops
Drafted by Abel Boddeed
Dragonslayer by Claude Chest
Drinking Problems by Al Coholic
Dull Razor by Nick Shaving
East Coast Resorts by Nan Tuckett
East Coast Universities by Cora Nell
Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia
Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin
Embarr
there all fake.. none of them are real lol
more :
East Coast Resorts by Nan Tuckett
East Coast Universities by Cora Nell
Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia
Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin
Embarrassed In The Shower by Kurt N. Fell
Empathy by Ophelia Sadness
Employment Handbook by Ernie Living
En Garde! by Drew Blood
Equine Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse
Erotic Adventures by Oliver Klozoff
Errors and Accidents by Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Events In The Soviet Union by Perry Stroika
Exercise On Wheels by Cy Kling
Exotic Irish Plants by Phil O’Dendron
Explaining It Better by Clara Fie
Exploring Haunted Houses by Hugo First
Exploring The Dutch Frontier by Will Der Ness
Ex-Presidential Retreat by Kenny Bunkport
Extreme Hair Makeover by Dan Druff
Fairy Fantasy World by U. Nick Horn
Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic
Falling Off A Bridge by Ilene Dover
Falling On Your Head by Ray N. Dropz
Falling Trees by Tim Burr
Making Explosives by Stan Wellback
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen by Minnie Sota
Mardi Gras Time by Lou Isiana
May Flowers by April Showers
Maritime Disasters by Andrea Doria
Maritime Rules by Paula See
May Flowers by April Showers
Meals On Safari by Lionel Eecha
Meant To Be by Des T. Knee
Measles Collision by Kay Rash
Meat Eaters by Carney Vore
Mensa Man by Gene Yuss
Merry Maid Service by Dustin Taybles
Mexican/Italian Food by Pepe Roney
Mexican Revenge by Monty Zuma
Military Defeats & Major Disasters by General Mayhem
Military Fast by Colonel O’Corn
Military Rule by Marshall Law
Mineralogy For Giants by Chris Tall
Misunderstood by Art Tistic
Mobile Homes by Winnie Bago
Modern Giants by Hugh Mungous
Modern Tree Watches by Anna Log
Money Management by Owen Cash
Monkey Shines by Bob Boone
Moon Phases by Seymour Butts
More For Your Money by Max Amize
I found these the funniest:
Mensa Man by Gene Yuss
And Shut Up! By Sid Downe
Monkey Shines by Bob Boone
Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic
Equine Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse
Embarrassed In The Shower by Kurt N. Fell
I had to do a database things for kids books aswell,
where they had to sign it in and out. It was such a
nightmare. Good luck with yours though =)
Nancy asks…
I am currently playing in the waters of raw vegan food yet again! I know it is optimal, but want more and more information under my belt! I have read the following books: Raw Kids: Transisitong Children to a Raw Food Diet, 12 Steps to Raw Foods: How to End Your Addiction to Cooked Food, Health According To The Scriptures: Experience the Joy of Health According to Our Creator and THE RAW LIFE: Becoming Natural In An Unnatural World, By Paul Nison. I know of, but haven’t picked up from the libraray yet The China Study and 80/10/10 Diet. I also read through the GArden Diet site, and quite a few raw blogs!
What are the best books in your opinion? How about for Sprouting made easy? Did anyone try the 7 day meal plan e-book from The Garden Diet?
Thank you for any and all info!!
I understand about craving info :o). I have to say that I too have read all the above titles and found that they all came to life after reading Alissa Cohen’s Living on Live Foods. I so desperately wanted to eat raw, living foods because I saw the health benefits, but all the books I read lacked the basics of transitioning that Alissa’s book covers so well. Once I read her book I was no longer intimidated by the other recipes, and I “got it.”
I truly enjoy Storm and Jinjee’s materials and someday I hope to grow out of using my dehydrator, but for now it is what allows my whole family to love eating raw foods. I highly recommend Alissa’s book and DVD if you would like a starting point that allows you to eat fast and easy raw meals that satisfy like cooked ones right from the start. By the way, Alissa has wonderful information on sprouting a variety of grains, nuts and seeds in her book with easy reference charts and yummy recipes.
I have tried The Garden Diet’s 7 day meal plan, but found that my palate still craved breads and cooked foods too much. I will be trying their diet again soon, but for now I am using the 30 day meal plan in Alissa’s book to fully transition.
Hope this helps :o)
All the best!
Sandy asks…
Now this is just a little excerpt of the prologue of the book I hope to publish some day. My question is: does it draw you in and leave you wanting more?
It was all over the news:
Mentally unstable 15-year-old girl
runs away from foster home!
Articles and news anchors went on to explain that the girl had been in 14 different foster homes since her parents had died in an explosion when she was a babe. Each home had nurtured and showered her in love but eventually her violent nature became too much to deal with. Most people couldn’t deal with it.
But he could.
The man with the crooked grin. He wanted the girl. He wanted to be the one to who watched her grow, the one who taught her of the world. But alas, fate wouldn’t have it that way.
Fate, the vulgar force that tore the two away, hadn’t smiled on him for some time.
The man got up from his position in front of the television screen, smiling at it as he did so. The channel the TV was on was showing a picture of the runaway, just in case one saw her. She looked like her mum but her dad’s personality shone through her smile and eyes.
The door open and the man slid out of the flat he used in the summer, taking his light jacket and keys with him. His hands were stuffed in his pockets as he started walking.
The Buckingham Palace loomed over, watching him. The man quickened his pace and kept his eyes and ears open. There were many people who wanted him dead. It wouldn’t do for them to succeed now because of a stupid mistake made. He still had promises to fulfill.
Slowly walking, he sifted through his memories, trying to remember where her parents had always gone. It was a pitiful place to start but it was the only clue he had to where she was.
Perhaps she’d be at the Tower of London; her parents had always been fond of the view. Or the Kensington Garden’s; her mum had fancied herself a gardener. He went to each location, checking them thoroughly. Nevertheless he only found tourists flashing their cameras and locals trying to make ends meet.
Next he went to Buckingham Palace using it as a last resort. Her parents had been married there many years ago before she had been born. There was something special about the building that he couldn’t put his finger on. Maybe just as it held memories for him, it held familiarity for her.
His breath hitched as he saw her on the steps of the Palace.
She was thin, so thin that the little muscle she had stood out like a sore thumb. Her jacket was frayed and ripped and looked like it did nothing to keep the cool summer breeze away from her body. A dirty knapsack was across her back, and she fiddled with the strap while a policeman was yelling her at.
She didn’t flinch as spittle flew from his mouth and landed on her cheek. Finally she stood up and punched him in the face and walked away muttering.
The man blinked, shocked at how fast that happened but wasn’t surprised by it. Her father’d had the same temper.
He slinked out of the shadows, taking something out of his pocket as he did so. She was easy to trail, too caught up in her thoughts to look over her shoulder once and a while. He only had to soften his steps and stay a half block behind her to escape detection.
She stopped in front of a store, looking at the sign thoughtfully. She still wasn’t paying him any attention, and it would be too easy for him to just grab her right then and there.
No. It wasn’t his job. She would meet him soon enough. Maybe too soon. He didn’t know how she would react to any of this; Webber, the Marshals, plots to take over the world. Sometimes he even had a hard time believing any of it was real.
The man opened his phone and punched in a number. He was silent a few seconds, then:
“She’s in London, near the Palace.”
And the phone snapped shut.
Wow, I loved it! I’m seriously sitting here trying to figure out all the different places that you can take this story… I’m seriously telling the truth!
I want to know where this leads, keep me posted… Oh, and don’t listen to what some idiots say, they have no idea what they’re on about. You’re amazingly creative…
Some people are so interesting,
emo best xx
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