Sharon asks…
everyone better answer this! HELP I NEED AN ANSWER!!!?
Cannibals are what they eat
superfluous super flues
What if you did not have nail fungus?
we found your pants.
You’re that crazy shark, aren’t you? I’m just a dolphin, maam.
Clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon
You are brave young dragon. But mine is the stronger gung-fu.
Do me a favor, and don’t do me anymore favors
Bailout Rescue Plan
Oh no! Not another learning experience!
I’d like 600 mirrors please
Pressing business at the dry cleaners
Rack of Spam recipe
Facts: 1) Ninjas are mammals. 2) Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for
A hip-hop MC performs with improvised rhyme and the spoken word, typically over a thumping beat.
I am not a chew toy
I AM the walrus.
bernard cribbins for president of the universe
Thank god and Greyhound she’s gone
the honey that burns
theres a great juggeler on the radio tonignt
Do you suffer from uncontrollable falling down?
Black Bean Chicken, medium spicy
All your platypus are belong to us.
broken dinner plates litter the airfields
I don’t know quite how to say this
Got change for a $6 bill?
the development of a nuclear powered egg
Dang…Probation denied again!
due to an imbalance of hormones i have been sick
this body is slowing and my mind is reverse growing
I’d love to, but I’m building a pig from a kit.
Do Not Read
Interesting article on eggplant
The CARDBOARD PROTOTYPE
never finish a burrito
logamin’
My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded.
Pity the worms!
You mush read this!
re: please don’t call me a chinchilla
Happy New Now!
I eat tofu and I vote.
Nutrageous!
free an eggroll or a fried crab rangoon
Did you or did you not order the CODE RED?!
I’ll transfer your skills to the legumes
for a fish and finger pie
Golf-ball sized hail! Grab your 9-iron and let’s go…
It’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you.
Cooking with heat
I’ll take that drink now.
RE: four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
Be Your Own Boss!!8098
little ducks fighting bigger ducks
Please do not request no spicy hot
Shaolin Golden Palm!
Bonsai Kitten
Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be.
Sensitive boyfriend sweater
Rupert and mummy bear go by train with Bill on holiday again.
The black crow flies over the sleeping dog at midnight
Define “love”
if i “hop into the shower” am i turning into a rabbit?
Everything today is about the entire enterprise! Front and back lines – inside and out.
The sushi boats are in the harbor for the night
What’s new, Pikachu?
Shall we play a game?
the art of driving a giant, nuclear powered duck
Pandora didn’t think outside the box
I like pie.
puking rainbows
My hobby is collecting dust
the royal afflecks
CONCERN BROWN BAG TIX STILL AVAILABLE!
Absotively posilutely
Re: test results
Ma has a ham!
Waterbeds for Quadrupeds
Expanding the NFL season to 162 games
Hey everybody, I’m going to band camp!!
Eating pasta with chopsticks
Return at once to the Mother Ship!
You ATE the grand panjandrum’s booties?
Have you tried the HotPockets? They’re breathtaking!
I know kung fu!
My motivational speaking tour
Workin’ like a one-armed paper-hanger with an itch…
Girls, are, wicked awesome.
You can fight or you can surf. Now what’s it gonna be?
Time-off for good behavior
bramble bushes and holy rushes
I’m going through a shrinking spurt
Alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Save some funk for Sunday
I am not edible.
Carving watermelons on Halloween
Sorry that meeting sucked so bad
rocking roll dudes on motorbikes
cycling over melons
Wanna try the Good Cop/Bad Cop routine?
I’m NOT fat…that’s my money belt
Allow myself to introduce…myself
Sender wishes to recall message
What we have here is a failure to communicate
Astonishing feats of MENTALISM!
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
There are eels in my hovercraft
We sell solutions, not software
When Lawyers Attack
Gushy Review! Over the Top! You Sound Like The Market Executive!
Mind over don’t matter.
Busted, cold dusted, hot dog, with mustard.
i’ve arranged a list of exciting things we can do for the next thirty years
“racecar” spelled backwards
As a youth I used to weep in butcher shops.
Stop baby sea turtles from being crushed!
I love animals cause they’re made of meat.
Charleston Chewy is Chewy, Louie. But not too chewy.
Leveraging core competency across the extraprise
Smells like a wet dog.
MAKE MONEY FAST
Oh, I get it. It’s very clever. How’s that working out for you?
I am disrespectful to dirt!
I served in the military under General Apathy
ASAP’S Fables
Dang! That’s the 10th Commandment I’ve broken today
important: do not eat the fish
My favorite color is Vanna White
Couples welcome
How about never? Is never good for you?
My train of though
me and my boyfriend are putting togeather a book of randome things…
got any to add? or any favorites?
let me know plz 
GardenersCardiff answers:
I like hot pockets. Yes i ate the booties
Ruth asks…
Just because you’re born Black doesn’t make you one of us…?
I understand when people mention “acting White” and “acting Black.” Stereotypes and culture go hand in hand. Not everything about one’s culture may be perfect, but it is what makes a certain group of people who they are. It’s an identity. Just because you’re born Black doesn’t necessarily make you one of us.. Just like being born male and being over the age of 18 doesn’t necessarily make one a man… You’re a man when you have become responsible and made your own way in life, and can provide for/take care of yourself ( and others ).
Out of the Blacks I have seen on this website, less than 10% of you would honestly fit into a Black setting. In fact, a lot of you on here would be treated worse than most Whites in a Black setting. Black people don’t call things ‘ghetto.’ Black people like to have fun. We talk in slang. We like hip hop and R&B. Our women are renown for their curvaceous figures ( and mega booties ). We like to smoke weed. We’re aggressive people, as a result of oppressive conditions. Money is the be-all that ends all to us, because most of us didn’t come from any. We’re street smart, because, let’s face it.. coming from a Black neighborhood, you have to be. It’s how we’re raised. Image means a lot to us, because we’re so used to not having sh t. We like big rims. Looks sexy. We prefer sneakers ( even the chicks ). Especially J’s. If you have never rocked a pair of J’s, you simply cannot call yourself Black. I’m sorry. If you have to question this, you’re White. Simple as that. We have all gotten into a couple of scuffles growing up. It happens. We’re Black, and we deal with adversity. Dealing with adversity, it’s fight or flight mode. Besides, being Black is tough, so there’s that perpetual chip… Couple other things like drinking koolaid, eating collard greens, and yes.. even stealing. Lol. I’m Black, and I know all of us steal. It’s in our blood. If I ever respond to a White person saying this, it’s only to intimidate them, not because they’re being racist or lying. just for the lulz. There are just certain things we, as Black people, go through together.. and are able to connect on the shared experiences.
Stop acting like Black stereotypes are a bad thing. That’s our culture. Culture is where stereotypes stem from. Russians and Irish people drink. A lot. Is it a stereotype? Yes. Is it also true? Yes. Are they ashamed? Hell no. So, why should you be ashamed for any Black stereotype, good or bad? Be proud of who you are and your culture. Take the bad with the good. Are most Black people loud and obnoxious? Hell yeah. Are Black people physically superior, and make for the greatest athletes? Sh t yea.
If you don’t follow the traditions of a certain culture, then how can you claim a piece of it? You might have been born Black, but you certainly wouldn’t fit into a Black setting.. Hypothetically speaking, if a “Black” man joined a neo-nazi movement.. Yeah, his skin is Black.. but, seriously…
If you face ostracism from your own ethnic group, you’re said ethnicity by complexion only.. Example: Obama is embraced by the entire African American community, but Michael Steele ( Republican Chairman aka Uncle Tom ) is totally rejected by the Black community. Why? Let’s be honest. He’s an uncle tom, a**-kissing coon playing for the wrong team, and he talks like he’s a White guy from Kansas…
GardenersCardiff answers:
I like all the blacks you just said you reject.
James asks…
Lyrics to a song?
i actually have this question open in the rap and hip hop categorie. this song is sung by a girl group in the mid 90’s and mc lyte had a part in the song.here are some of the lyrics:wanna be the one you call when your alone some one to call your own. …..i don’t wanna be the one….. i suppose i suppose we can get together and drop our girbauds make you hit notes like oooohs and ohhhhhs when the jimmie grows i’ll curl your toes…..this is driving me crazy. please help!!!!!!
thanks alot!
GardenersCardiff answers:
Check here-
http://findmeatune.com/
http://www.allbutforgottenoldies.net/help/name-that-tune.html
http://www.music-buzz.com/showthread.php?t=7113
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