Are gnomes SEX machines?

Let’s face it, gnomes can be undeniably sexy. So very rugged and manly. Ceramic garden gnomes usually have pretty impressive packages too if you have noticed ( I certainly have). They’re also known to be hard workers, and they say nothing is a bigger turn on than a hard working woodland creature. Short men are also known for their sex drive and virility. I imagine they make quite enjoyable lovers in the bedroom then, if one can overlook their constant drunkenness and the pungent odor of their testicles.

Excuse me. I have to take a cold shower. Later I think I will make a trip to Lowes garden ornament aisle.