Thomas asks…
Where can I buy inexpensive garden gnomes that aren’t just 3 inches tall?
I love garden gnomes, but unfortunately, so does everyone else, so they are really expensive. I’m not talking about the ceramic concrete ones, just the plastic resin ones.
Does anyone know where I can get a gnome or two without spending a fortune?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Walmart or Big Lots.
Ken asks…
What is the stance from Pastafarians to the Church of Gary the Golden Garden Gnome ?
As we all know, Garyism is an offshoot of the Church of the FSM, albeit unofficial. We believe that while the FSM is responsible for the creation of the world, several wonders attributed to him are actually performed by Gary the Golden Garden Gnome, a descendant of the first Midget created by the FSM.
What do other Pastafarians think of Garyism?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Where can I learn more about Gary?
Those garden gnomes always look like they’re up to something.
I think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a secure God, who will not be threatened by Gary the Golden Garden Gnome getting some attention.
Robert asks…
Wheres the best place to find funny looking Garden Gnomes?
I once saw one in someones yard that has one where it’s mooning. Where can I find funny Garden Gnomes like that ?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Try making your own…that’d be funny looking!!! You could do it with your woman…bit like the pottery scene in ghost. Kill two birds with one stone,sex and a piece of art (ish)
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