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For the Best Gardeners in the Cardiff Area

   Jan 01

Your Questions About Gardening

Steven asks… Is removing all the lawn ornaments from people’s front lawn a noble endeavor? i will collect all frogs, angels, little boys fishing, the racist lawn jockey, mary on the half shell, jesus on the half shell, lions, fake fountains, etc. and dump them in the sea. i do this for all of us. [...]

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   Dec 31

Your Questions About Gardening

William asks… How many different garden gnomes do the nice folks at Travelocity have on staff? And what kind of benefits do they get besides free travel? Health insurance, 401(k), what? Are they unionized? If I were 3 feet shorter, could I be one? I mean, I can grow a beard and everything . . [...]

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   Dec 30

Your Questions About Gardening

Maria asks… Why do my pretzels turn into elmo at night and attack my neighbors garden nome? GardenersCardiff answers: No, no, no… I think you have it all wrong. See, you don’t know about the secret MUPPET PLOT to take over the world! They have invented a new kind of camouflage that enables them to [...]

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   Dec 29

Your Questions About Gardening

Steven asks… Should be an easy 10 points for Harry Potter fans…. ? These 10 questions are all from the second book, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Best of luck! 1. Who does Hermione have to duel with at the Duelling Club? 2. What instruments are played at Nearly Headless Nick’s deathday Party? [...]

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   Dec 28

Your Questions About Gardening

Mary asks… Have a bad experience with POLICE? Tell me a story of a bad experience you’ve had with cops. GardenersCardiff answers: Me and my friends were bored. Where i live there’s really nothing to do or no where to go. We basically drive around and do nothing, so one night we were driving around [...]

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   Dec 27

Your Questions About Gardening

Steven asks… What do I have to do to get into Bass’ken Lake on Gaia zOMG ? I have a ring in every slot and have been fighting gnomes, fluffs, garlics, mosquitos, gramsters, peelungers, etc, for a long time, yet I still am not allowed in Bass’ken Lake ! How can I get in ? [...]

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   Dec 26

Your Questions About Gardening

Nancy asks… Where can I find garden/lawn gnome? where would i buy a lawn gnome, like in a store? I looked online for some at walmart, target, etc. but they “were not available in stores”. GardenersCardiff answers: Ebay! They have plenty Robert asks… what are scary,new,and funny pranks for teens? i have a sleepover club [...]

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   Dec 25

Your Questions About Gardening

Thomas asks… Best colors for my Secret Garden room? I’m moving and finally getting to decorate my own room. I really love enchanted forest/secret garden/alice in wonderland themes and wanted to have a dark room with tons of fake plants, gnomes, and curtains. However, I can’t decide what colors to use on the walls and [...]

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   Dec 24

Your Questions About Gardening

Charles asks… Can I use my garden gnomes for target practice? They cause a lot of fights and are up to no good anyway.? damn garden gnomes. Bunch of drunk short people who make comments about my butt and other things and then try to pick fights with the pink flamingos. I think I shall [...]

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   Dec 23

Your Questions About Gardening

Joseph asks… The Garden Gnomes shaved my cats and declared war on the neighbor’s halloween decorations. darn it all…. The dang neighbors are the type of people who don’t take care of their lawn in the first place, going weeks w/o mowing the lawn, their hedges need to be trimmed, they have busted out windows [...]

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