Steven asks…
Yahoo snooping – what to do?
I snooped the yahoo answers account belonging to a family member and it seems that they are a gun enthusiast- YIPES! Do I tell them I know or just stay far far away?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Well, besides your snooping, do they have any reason to shoot you? Are they a tad bit insane? Maybe you knocked over their garden gnome?
Since you were snooping, it might not be best to tell them nor do you seem to have a reason to tell them anyway other than to alert them of your confusion of their interests…which, in an extreme case, could result in you being shot.
No.
Good Luck! 
Mary asks…
what episode of psych is this?
when shawns dad henry takes a gun out of his bird fedder i think it is. then shawn says somthing like “you keep a gun in the bird house whats in the garden nome a m 80?” then the song plays
GardenersCardiff answers:
That was in Season 3 Episode 4 “The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable” when Shawn’s uncle Jack shows up with a treasure map.
Shawn: You keep a stun gun in the bird house? What’s under the garden gnome, an M80!?
Betty asks…
is the world really going to end in 2012?
because the day the world is suppot to end is my birthday 12/21
GardenersCardiff answers:
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will. It is about profits, not prophets.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies amd many of them contradict each other.
Mayan calendar ends, Mayan calendar predicts anything
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See 2012hoax dot org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
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James asks…
Is the world going to end in 2012?
i went to see 2012 and now i am like totally freaked out! is the world really going to end in 2012? and please be honest
GardenersCardiff answers:
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will. It is about profits, not prophets.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies amd many of them contradict each other.
Mayan calendar ends, Mayan calendar predicts anything
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See 2012hoax dot org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Daniel asks…
Does anyone REALLY think the world will end in 2012?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Joseph asks…
Will 2012 (the end of the world) really happen?
This is basically an international question that lots of people are still doubting… some say YES! But still, some say NO! So, for us to get out of this heavy doubting… post your answers!
GardenersCardiff answers:
There is no doubt about this. All the predictions are lies.
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
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Robert asks…
Please will someone shoot that little garden gnome?
Who sings ‘I’m into to something good’ on the Halifax adverts? PLEASE!
(btw what is a kernt account?) ah he means current.
GardenersCardiff answers:
I would be more than happy to. Just let me step in your house & use your gun. Xo
Laura asks…
If world ends on December 21, 2012 what would be your final words if you were with friends, family or a pet?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Mandy asks…
would it be ok if i shot the neighbors garden gnomes with a bb gun?
they keep stealing my underwear
GardenersCardiff answers:
It would be better if you shot the neighbors
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Donald asks…
Do you believe the world is ending in 2012?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will. It is about profits, not prophets.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies amd many of them contradict each other.
Mayan calendar ends, Mayan calendar predicts anything
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See 2012hoax dot org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Susan asks…
Will Kurla (Mumbai, India) will remain unaffected after 2012 world end?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Nancy asks…
is the world going to end in 2012, and who is this Nostrodamous guy anyways?
ive been hearing about this and theres this show called nostradamous affect and its about the world ending in 2012 im freaked out now
GardenersCardiff answers:
Every time someone predicts something they lie about old Nosty. Same thing this time.
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
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Linda asks…
Do you think the world will end in 2012?
Tell your opinion and why you think that.
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Joseph asks…
Do YOU think the world is going to end in 2012?
I don’t. Call me crazy if you want.
GardenersCardiff answers:
You’re not crazy.
Whether to send a Christmas card to Dave and family or just phone them.
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Ken asks…
Do you believe the world is going to end in 2012?
Why or why not?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
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Richard asks…
Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?
i do!! im really freaked out. and it sucks bc i’ll only be 18 
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Joseph asks…
Is the end of the world coming in 2012?
Is the in of the world coming in 2012??? What do you think??? When will it happen??? Why do you think it will happen??? How will it happen???
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Ken asks…
Hey tell me what you think of this passage I’ve found?
“Sally!…… Sally! come to thy window dear.”
Ben hefted several pebbles and whipped them at the upper window of the pink house.
plink
plink “Sally.”
plink
“hup.”
crash! “ow! damn it!”
“Sally?” Ben said hopefully.
Sally appeared at the window.
“What? Where? Who? Ben! What are you doing?!?
“Hark what lite through yonder window breaks?”
“Look first of all I hate you I have always hated you, second you have a restraining order, and third its one in the morning.”
“All the better to witness your raw beauty under the light of the morning star.”
Sally vanished from the window.
“I’m calling the cops.”
“But wait hearken your ear. For in comemeration of st. valentines day i have composed a balled to win your heart!”
“Thats great, now bug off.”
“But listen. Ahem. your lips, your soul, your heart of gold!”
“I’m turning on the sprinklers.”
“Your voice, your eyes, your lack of lies!”
The sprinklers came on. Ben was now soaked but still going strong.
“Your smile, your hair, your petite dariair!”
“Oh that is so it. Dad!! Where’s the gun?”
“Your song, your art, your eyes like darts!”
Sirens wailed in the distance.
“Your voice like a dove, I give you my love!”
Sally burst through the door carrying a shotgun and wearing an ammo belt.
Ben grinned. “Ah look to it, thy radiant beauty.”
chick-chick ka-blam!
A tree beside him exploded into splinters.
“Ahhhhhh!!!!!” Ben shrieked and retreated spewing further lines of scripture.
“for we shall not fall into strife and then I shall make you my wife!”
“DIE!!!” Sally screamed, coating the street with buck shot.
Harold dived into an ally way.
“I shall never cause you you pain and my love for you will never wane.”
“Why.” ka-blam! “Won’t.” ka-blam! “You.” ka-blam! “DIE!!!!!!!” ka-blam!
Ben decided to quit while he still had a head attached to his shoulders.
“So goodbye farewell oh lovely girl whose hair is a lovely golden swirl.”
a garbage can less then a foot from his head was blasted nearly in half by a slug so he crawled to the other end of the ally.
The squeal of breaks and wail of sirens announced the arrival of the cops. Ben peeked out of the ally just in time to see the cops take up firing positions and sally take up cover behind the line of garden gnomes. Ben sunk down into the ally. He listened to the roar of gun fire and the calls of “come on you pigs, I just want to blow his head off!” for a few moments and then with a resigned shrug slunk away from the scene.
“Oh well at least she’ll get out sometime around Easter.
SALLY IS MY EX WIFE…LOL
GardenersCardiff answers:
I think it’s funny. Did this really happen?
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Paul asks…
I raped my dumb neighbors gnome?
Okay this old lady that lives across the street from me is always giving me the evil eye, and sometimes if shes in a bitchy mood she waves at me . One day, her obese grandson was visiting her, and the little prick thought it would be funny to ding dong ditch me. Lucky for me I got my trusty taser gun. So after the fat bastard rang my doorbell i right away opened the door and TASED the kid. I laughed as i watched his fat jiggle as he was getting zapped.After I had my good laugh (a.k.a. once he passed out), I put him in my wheelbarrow and dumped him in my other neighbors flower garden. The granny came outside eventually and saw me smiling and having a good smoke, and she looks over and sees fatass passed out. She yells at me saying “Did you see this happen?!?” i smiled and said “see what?” “MY GRANDBOY IS KNOCKED OUT!” . I look down at him. She glares at me and says “I’m calling the police” I’m kinda used to hearing that so I just shook it off and began my daily walk, then suddenly when I walked by her yard, something struck me, I saw a garden gnome with the biggest junk I have ever seen… so I thought “why not?” and had some good sex in right there. I didn’t think it would be right to steal it since her grandson was already passed out so we just did it in the yard. It got really annoying because people kept giving me funny looks…
GardenersCardiff answers:
People gave you looks? Man, there are some rude people aren’t there?
Mandy asks…
I raped my stupid neighbors gnome?
Okay this old lady that lives across the street from me is always giving me the evil eye, and sometimes if shes in a bitchy mood she waves at me . One day, her obese grandson was visiting her, and the little prick thought it would be funny to ding dong ditch me. Lucky for me I got my trusty taser gun. So after the fat bastard rang my doorbell i right away opened the door and TASED the kid. I laughed as i watched his fat jiggle as he was getting zapped.After I had my good laugh (a.k.a. once he passed out), I put him in my wheelbarrow and dumped him in my other neighbors flower garden. The granny came outside eventually and saw me smiling and having a good smoke, and she looks over and sees fatass passed out. She yells at me saying “Did you see this happen?!?” i smiled and said “see what?” “MY GRANDBOY IS KNOCKED OUT!” . I look down at him. She glares at me and says “I’m calling the police” I’m kinda used to hearing that so I just shook it off and began my daily walk, then suddenly when I walked by her yard, something struck me, I saw a garden gnome with the biggest junk I have ever seen… so I thought “why not?” and had some good sex in right there. I didn’t think it would be right to steal it since her grandson was already passed out so we just did it in the yard. It got really annoying because people kept giving me funny looks…
GardenersCardiff answers:
Lol
nice imagination
Betty asks…
is it positive the world will end in 2012 ? will Jesus come?
i heard about the world ending soon.i definently dont want that to happen.im scared.im only 13 and im on my aunts account but still.well do u think the rapture will happen before that?or do u think that its
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
The rapture was invented in the early 19th century based on the delirium of a sick young Scotswoman and spread by a defrocked Anglican minister. It has no basis in theology or scripture and is used only to draw attention to various pastors and to raise money. It has been prophesied for many different years since 1838 which have all turned out to to wrong. By now you’d think that people would have woken up that it’s a fake, no matter how many times the people predicting it claim to be Christians.
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Carol asks…
Which of the following would get your adrenalin going; or heart racing?
1. riding or driving a motorcycle
2. riding in a hot air balloon
3. snakes
4. spiders
5. food
6. buying something you really want
7. anticipation
8. winning something
9. getting something for free
10. Mall sales
More than one answer is cool…=)
thanx~
GardenersCardiff answers:
11. Garden Gnomes.
Linda asks…
is there any real proof the world will end in 2012?
i don’t really believe that kind of stuff, and i haven’t heard any real proof… i read somewhere that the Mayan calender ends in 2012, but they believe it’s a time of celebration. maybe some people thought that meant the world was going to end.
GardenersCardiff answers:
There is no proof and no evidence either, it is entirely lies.
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Mandy asks…
Ideas for a city wide scavenger hunt?
Me and my friends are planning a city wide scavenger hunt on Friday, and it’s my job to make the list.
The only item I have on the list so far is an out of state license plate. I’m in desperate need of ideas, so if you have any, please help me!
Thanks
GardenersCardiff answers:
Hey! I’m trying to put one together myself.. I’ve got 4 teams of 4 (guys & girls mixed)
Take a picture of –
PERSON, PLACE, OR THING
An out-of-state license plate
Someone walking their dog
Find a poster or cutout of an actor at a movie theatre. Erotically kiss and caress the picture
VIDEO ONLY of teammate buying all of the following at once – cucumber, personal lubricant, bag of ice
Get as much money from strangers throughout the night (STEALING IS NOT ALLOWED) all proceeds go to winning team
Get as much stuff off strangers as possible the whole night
Entire team’s reflection in something other than a mirror
Entire team sharing one soda (everyone needs their own straw)
Entire team receiving dessert complete with lighted birthday candle
Teammate with a mannequin (bonus points if teammate is hooking up with the mannequin)
Bowl a ball down a bowling alley without paying
Deface a sign
Order all of McDonald’s tomato sauce sachets
Walk through a drive through and order a car
Personalised number plate
Someone in the opposite sex’s bathroom
Person with a bull-ring piercing (septum piercing)
Teammate hanging from basketball hoop
Teammate standing on a street corner in their bathing suit
Two Teammates making out
Teammate with inflated condom pulled over limb
Teammate kissing McDonald.s employee
Teammate punching stranger
Teammate hugging hobo
Teammate using a stranger’s crutches
Teammate slow dancing with a senior citizen
Entire team plus 2 people in a pyramid
Teammate pole dancing on Speed Limit Sign
Teammate run in and steal someone’s drive through food
Teammate giving an elderly person a lap dance
Teammate making a coffee at a restaurant/coffee shop/fast food place
Teammate swapping places with an employee of a shop (eg. You bag the groceries)
Teammate in between glass door and shelves of food in frozen food section
Teammate sitting in police car
Teammate holding baby
Team Name carved into tree
Whole team singing happy birthday to a stranger
Whole team busking
Teammate mooning someone in a public place
Teammate ordering a cheeseburger with chocolate sauce
Teammate sitting in the driver’s seat of a bus
Teammate getting women’s underwear
Teammate stealing a garden gnome
STRANGER
A stranger serenading your team with an instrument.
Get a stranger to sign your ass
Share a drink with a stranger
VIDEO ONLY – Teammate ghosting a stranger for at least 7 secs
Three store employees doing Charlie’s Angels Pose
VIDEO ONLY- Teammate asking sales person for a “vacuum that really, really knows how to suck… her boyfriend wants one”
Teammate cutting off an inch on hair off a petrol station employee (MUST BRING HAIR FOR JUDGING)
Get a stranger to flash you
Entire restaurant with arms raised (minimum 10 people)
Switch clothes with a stranger
Convince a guy to give you his underwear (MUST BRING FOR JUDGING)
Painting a male’s toenails
Get a stranger’s number (photo evidence of them writing it)
Get a store employee to do a cartwheel/ hand stand
Piggy back a security guard
Take a bite of a stranger’s food (with or without permission)
Get a stranger to sign your forehead
Photo of stranger with a concert tshirt
Kiss a stranger (on lips)
Get an old person to show you the finger
Collect these items –
Take-out menu
Job application form
Clothing from a stranger’s washing line
Light bulb from the porch of a stranger’s house
Witches hat (aka red cone thing)
Baby item (item associated with a baby) CAN NOT BE BOUGHT
Take a street sign with your name on it (eg, Erin or Clise)
A penny
A man’s tie (must be pictured taking the tie from him)
Origami crane
Coupon for something
Stranger’s sock
hope this helps! Have fun 
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Ken asks…
So how many of you really believe that the world will end in 2012?
Just wondering, I’m not sure what to believe.
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Steven asks…
Is the world really gunna end in 2012?
Ive heard loadz about it, but iz it really gunna happen? Whatz gunna kill us? Should i be worried?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Lisa asks…
Do you really think the world is gonna end in 2012?
I don’t… do you think it is? Why or why not?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
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Linda asks…
what are your favorite illegal activities to do in your spare time?
personally i like stealing flamingo lawn ornaments and garden gnomes…care to join me??
i have a whole collection of them….300 and counting…
BQ: would u rather steal a real flamingo to put in your garden??
GardenersCardiff answers:
OK I would do that with you for an evening that might be good exercise running up grabbing one then running to the car. We’ll see how much stuff we can accumulate in one evening then we could donate it all to the local church to put in their annual rummage sale. What do you think?
Ruth asks…
Do you think the world will end in 2012?
I personally think it will not happen. I am of no certain religion nor in the military. Opinions?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything. This is the basis for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions is a couple of lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them. In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies amd many of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Helen asks…
Do you think the world is gonna end in 2012?
I don’t. The whole idea seems stupid and unreasonable.
GardenersCardiff answers:
You’re quite correct, it is unreasonable because it is all lies.
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
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