Daniel asks…
How do I tell my garden gnomes to stop attacking me?
About last week they started attacking me for some reason. I don’t even know why, it may be because my brother killed one with a baseball bat. But then, why wouldn’t they vent their anger on him and not me? I offered them fudge cake as a peace offering but they wouldn’t accept it. And now my neighbor is getting tired of translating for them, I need to do something fast! Hiring a spanish translator would be too expensive. What do I do?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Get a pride of lions to attack them.
Sandra asks…
Do garden gnomes serve in place of a security system?
I dont really want to buy a home security system and im a huge gnome collector, so can I just put them outside to protect my yard. I dont want to be in any danger, but i want to save money. i live in a pretty safe neighborhood anyway. Is this a good idea?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Ninja Gnomes are your best bet! But they do need trees to hide in in case they have to attack.
Chris asks…
What would you do to defend yourself from an attack of an army of garden gnomes?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Stamp them into the garden
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