Ruth asks…
What would you do if you were suddenly attacked by a garden gnome?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Ha ha!! I’d totally shishkabob his head with a stake that i had for some reason that helped me plant my flowers.. 
Paul asks…
who’s gonna win this fight?
some elves just attacked my garden gnomes.man i need some more beverages.
GardenersCardiff answers:
The garden gnomes eventually.I ‘ll bring you a cooler of beer. However, I think your gnomes should suffer a little first for drinking all the beer in the fridge again, plus it is free entertainment. Cheers.
Charles asks…
How To Stop Turf Wars?
For the past 2 years the Lawn Gnomes and Pink Flamingos in our hood have been at war. They have attacked each other with weed whackers and gardening claws, even resorting to massacring entire clans with a Black & Decker self propelled mower.
Last week we brought in a Granny With Bloomers to act as a mediator however she was attacked last night by a herd of polyresin deer and may not recover. How can we stop the carnage?!?
GardenersCardiff answers:
It sounds to me as if you should call your state Gnovernor, who will instruct the Attorney Gneneral to send in some Gnendarmes.
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