Jenny asks…
Is it a sin for a Christian to have a garden gnome ?
..with the pagan etc connections ?
What about if it says rude things to lady passerbyers ?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Yeah, you’re going to go to Hell – with the gnome of course.
Sandy asks…
What is the scariest type of monster?
No, I’m not asking for just a movie monster, like Freddy Kruger from Nightmare on Elm street. And NO, I do NOT want some smart-ass reply about how “humans are the real monsters” like I’ve seen elsewhere. I want an actual answer, such as banshee, chupacabra, etc. What is, in your opinion, the most terrifying type of monster, mythological or otherwise?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Those little elves people tell stories about! How they would kidnap children and play with others or take ur clothes
now im afraid of garden gnomes!
Donald asks…
How do I start a descriptive writing of small towns and villages?
I need to know how to describe a village where the children play soccer in the field instead of reading books or playing video games in the house. Small towns where life is peaceful and laughter of children can be heard in almost every corner. I need capture the right scenery and how to describe the place, the voices, the laughter… Even how to describe the sky, the weather, the sunset…Really hope you can show me how to write these…
GardenersCardiff answers:
Here is a technique I use:
Focus on one object–a house, a garden gnome, a tree–and begin to describe it in detail. Talk about the colours in the object, what it looks like at different times of the day etc. After you have described it at length, place it in the context of your city–where is it located? On someone’s yard? At the center of town? From that focal point I find it a lot easier to describe other areas.
A great focal point could be the soccer field. Talk about the divets in the ground, the springiness of the grass, the warm smell of dirt and newly fallen rain and the the pleasant firmness of the earth as it resists against the stab of your cleats.
Or something like that. 
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