10 points, 10 riddles. easy!!!!!!!!! Answer now!?

First one to answer right gets points!

1. What Cheese is made backwards?

2. Feed me and i live, give me a drink and i die.. What am i?

3. A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, “Look me up in the dictionary.” What did the dictionary say?

4. I went to the garden and got it, when I came into the house I cried because of it. What am I?

5. What is:

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place.

6.You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

7. What is so delicate that when you say its name it is broken?

8. A man was walking in the jungle. He only had one bullet in his gun. But yet he shot a puma and a cougar. How did he do this?

9. What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?

10. What state is surrounded by the most water?
Good Luck!

Are false statements made in private regarding legal matters subject to prosecution?

Neighbor trouble: (it’s a long story, but in brief, he is trying to bully me into using an easement deeded to my property alone, because he built an extension on his house 20 years ago and lost easy access to his yard. My Dad, who I inherited the house from, forbade him to use it, as does owner of property easement is part of, so he’s trying tricks with me). He writes me bizarre letters, one was 44 pages long, which make some extraordinary claims. He sent me a survey with hand-drawn red lines on it, which he said was the “true” property boundaries, and therefore he has right to use the easement. (When he presented this document to the township last week, almost two years after he sent it to me, they said it was not a true legal document and sent him away). He claim to have used the easement since 1993 and maintained it. (false). He claims it is a public right of way, (false – BTW the story changes all the time….) He claimed that another neighbor was urging him to sue me (she was shocked to hear & said it was false). He claimed he was ordered by PA Dept of Transportation to place his garbage in front of my house (false). He claims that he has power of adjudication in our township (false). He also stated that the District Magistrate told him that she thought I should be sued for a far higher amount than the law permits (not proven false yet, but this is doubtful – we’ll see when I take him to the magistrate. He never even brought a case to the magistrate). I can prove all of these statements are false. This is part of a case I am putting together about harassment and trespassing, and among the evidence I will present are the crazy letters, which contain the false claims. Harassment: It’s so bizarre – he sits and stands at our property line and just watches me while I work in the garden or wash the car. He shadows me as I do my yard work. Almost daily, he & lately his wife wait for me to come home and just watch. I am a law-abiding, boring middle aged woman and am baffled why they have me under such close surveillance – but that’s another matter….I believe he has lied to intimidate me into allowing him to use the easement (which my family purchased and that we hold a deed for) and maybe I embarrassed him, because he seems to have a very inflated ego and feels “dissed” that I do not obey him. He has written repeatedly that because he is my elder, I must defer to him. But – back to my main question – I know it is illegal to make false statements to law enforcement and in court, but is there a penalty for making false statements to a private citizen in an effort to influence their behavior – i.e. intimidate and harass them to go along with your demands?

Start of a story – easy 10 points =]?

Okay, this is my start of a story. Could you please tell me if it’s okay?

I was never one for the adventures of normal little boys at that age. Now, as I watch my children’s children play in the garden, I remember having fun a different way. My explorations were not of burrows made by small mammals, nor of venturing into the woods at the back of the house. No. My explorations were of a different sort. For I, Benjamin Quill, dreamt of the stars.

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Yeah, I know it’s kind of an overused plot…but, I plan on making it differant!

Could you please tell me how I did?
Thank you!
P.s. I’m only 14 so please forgive any mistakes i’ve made! Grammar isn’t my strong point!

easy question?

make that 20
1. whats your name spelt backwards?
2. What did you do last night?
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
6. What are you wearing?
7. How many cars have you owned?
8. Type of music you dislike most?
9. Are you registered to vote?
10. Do you have cable?
11. What kind of computer do you use?
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
13. You like anyone right now?
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
16.Do you have a garden?
17. What’s your favorite comic strip?
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
19. Shower, morning or night?
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?