What is the stance from Pastafarians to the Church of Gary the Golden Garden Gnome ?

As we all know, Garyism is an offshoot of the Church of the FSM, albeit unofficial. We believe that while the FSM is responsible for the creation of the world, several wonders attributed to him are actually performed by Gary the Golden Garden Gnome, a descendant of the first Midget created by the FSM.

What do other Pastafarians think of Garyism?

Wheres the best place to find funny looking Garden Gnomes?

I once saw one in someones yard that has one where it’s mooning. Where can I find funny Garden Gnomes like that ?

why should we grow our own food?

why should we grow our own food?

Why dont people grow their own food?

The lawn.. the lawn along with the suburb is an absolute ecological disaster.

I think that if people took the extra time and effort to grow their own food the world would be a lot more peaceful and happier.

Gardening is hard work which would require the American fatass to work and work hard for his food – people would get more exercise and eat healthier.

My last point is it would greatly improve the biodiversity of this planet – there used to be 1000s of different kinds of potatoes now there are only 4. so how about instead of living in the middle of grass we live in the middle of a forest with many different bugs and butterflys that live with the plants to ensure sustainability.

oh yea and whats all this stuff about making growing your own food illegal? can they do that? or will civil disobediance result in a few well needed public hangings?

How many college campuses have herb and vegetable gardens?

I am trying to write an article about a vegetable and herb garden. Does anyone know how many colleges have a vegetable and herb garden that supplies their food service units?

Where do you find/buy composting worms?

Other than gardening supply stores, where’s a good place to buy or find composting worms, specifically red wiggler worms or European nightcrawlers. I live near DC

where can I find an ergonomic yard rake?

I know someone who has had back surgery but loves to rake. I can’t find any bent handle yard leaf rakes anywhere, they’re supposed to take pressure off the back while raking. I’ve seen them in Better Homes and Garden Magazine but there wasn’t the option to purchase one. Please help.

Are there any agents or reps to help me get my products to market?

I have been designing home and garden products for eighteen years. My one of a kind products have been featured in the best home and garden magazine and some books. I already have some products in the marketplace but have many more projects that I am working on at this time. If you can help, please let me know.

Homebrewers: Anyone know good sources to buy hop seeds or seedling so I can grow my own hops at home?

How would I go about contacting a famous rapper in regards to an investment opportunity?

I own a growing drink company and was looking for a celebrity (preferably hip hop artist) to invest in the company and become a partner. Who should i contact and how?

where to buy gardening tools in dallas?

What is the best way to clean small garden tools?

Such as bypass pruners and other tools that have become weathered.

What is the name of the beard a grow from the makers of fictional potions and exploding garden gnomes?

Help!

you know that beard a grow crap from the makers of fictional potions and exploding garden gnomes? I can;t figure out the real name of the beard a grow or the company that makes it. Please help!

How to get the garden gnomes and faeries to stop fighting?

In my backyard, the garden gnomes and faeries, the live in the flowers in my garden, can never get along. They’re always fighting, and I can never stop them! I don’t know what to do! What should I do? Does anyone know any methods to stop the gnomes and faeries from fighting? I tried telling them, but they won’t listen…
Thanks in advance:D (btw please no spam!)
they* live in the flowers in my garden, sorry typo!

Sims 3- Do I need to micro-manage?

I made a large family in the Sims 3 to shake things up from my easy 3-4 person families. The family I’m working on has one elder, two adults, a teenager, and a child. This may not sound too hard but only one of the adults works and the budget it very tight. Also, I’m driving myself crazy trying to micro manage every sim to his/her highest level of productivity. Realistically, this isn’t possible. My teenager can’t go to school, come home, do homework, work on skills, cook diner, work in the garden, and be best friends with all of her family members at the same time. So my question is this: what would happen if I let them somewhat fend for themselves? Let them decide when they need to eat or go to the bathroom or even when they need to go to school. Will they be failures at life if I don’t make them nearly master at least one skill before they move out or all the children are A+ students? What things will and won’t they do on their own? I really need help on this because being a control freak over small things like the bladder levels of all 5 people in the house is driving me crazy! Help!

I want to know about some basic books related to gardening, Can anyone help me?

My hobby is gardening but my knowledge about gardening is very poor. I want to enhance my knowledge regarding it.

doesn’t walmart sell seeds to grow your own vegetables or fruit?i want to try to grow bananas?

How many people have grown their own vegetables?

To grow your vegetables organically does not take a lot of space. Have been growing our own for many years and it great to know where your food is coming from and under what conditions it is grown. With climate change it might be a very useful hobby! With a quarter acre and a freezer its possible to grow all your needs for a small family.

is it illegal to grow your own tobacco?

I don’t think it is but I could be wrong

Grow Your Own Tobacco?

I,m just totally curious, but is it legal to grow your own tobacco? Someone made this suggestion on a local Rants and Raves board, and I’m wondering if there are any laws forbidding it…Anyone know?