who’s gonna win this fight?

some elves just attacked my garden gnomes.man i need some more beverages.

How To Stop Turf Wars?

For the past 2 years the Lawn Gnomes and Pink Flamingos in our hood have been at war. They have attacked each other with weed whackers and gardening claws, even resorting to massacring entire clans with a Black & Decker self propelled mower.

Last week we brought in a Granny With Bloomers to act as a mediator however she was attacked last night by a herd of polyresin deer and may not recover. How can we stop the carnage?!?

Whats the easiest plant/vegetable to grow from their own seeds?

You know what I mean. Whats the easiest fruit or veggie to grow from seed from their own plant.

Who many other vegetarians/vegans grow their own vegetables?

Just wondering how many others do it.
Bandett- I’m just curious, no need to get rough about it.

Indoor Coffee plant watering schedule?

I just purchased a coffee plant from a locally. It appears to be under a year old. I would like some help with the watering schedule and fertilizing schudule for the year. I live in southern ontario Canada. I plan on keeping this plant indoors. Also would like to (one day) harvest my own coffee from it. Please let me know.

Thanks.

Is it possible for me to travel the country then start my own businesses?

I want to become a nurse and travel the country and where ever I settle down I want to start a few businesses like a maid service and a moving company. My real passion would be a coffee shop or a place for teens to smoke hookah . I would also like to grow medical marijuana and own a dispensary and a smoke shop/ edibles. But i want to settle down on a lot of land. But I feel like I don’t know nearly enough to make it all possible. Im also very interested in real estate. As u can tell I want to retire early and spend most of my life traveling the world. I want to avoid being an employee working the 9 to 5 but I need some advice on all my dreams

Legalization of The Plant?

ok so everyone knows that weed is illegal but does that make since to you? im doing a term paper on the legalization of weed and i want to see what you guys think about it. i have some rules that i think if weed was legalized that should have some rules and regaltions for it. such as the can grow weed just like they do tobacco. you can only smoke it at your home or in a bar, if you are caught smokeing weed or high while driving your car or operating anything that has to do with someones life (doctor, car makers, etc) you go to jail basically give weed the same laws that alchole has. and grow them like they do at tobacco plants and all that. and of course it should be taxed and help bring the econmy back up. i dont think you should be allowed to grow your own weed without a licences as well.

How do you get weed?

Any tips on buying weed? How do you find out who’s selling? And once you do, how do you tell if they’re safe to buy from? What’s the price? Growing your own? Any advice in general?

Thanks! ; )
lol thanks everybody! And ya I know it’s a rather silly question to ask, but I really do want to be as informed as possible before I get into any trouble.