Richard asks…
is it true that all garden gnomes have different meanings?
is it true that all garden gnomes have differant meanings? if so where can i find the meanings?
GardenersCardiff answers:
I have never heard this but you can try google.
Michael asks…
Where can I find an out of stock garden gnome?
Hi, I am looking for a particular garden gnome named Jim-hands in pockets-garden gnome. I ve searched the web and he seems to be unavaillable or out of stock everywhere. Does anyone know where I can get him?
thanks
GardenersCardiff answers:
Have you tried Ebay?
Outdoordecor.com
Sharon asks…
What’s the Best Hardening Clay for Garden Gnomes?
I’ve been into molding with clay for a while now and have been fairly successful using never-hardening clay, just to train myself to sculpt. However, I’ve begun following my fascination with garden gnomes. I’m aware that most gnomes are made of carved concrete and mostly hard plastic, but I’d rather work with clay. What type of clay would be the best to use? Some sort of clay that I can bake in my home oven.
GardenersCardiff answers:
Try Aves Apoxie Clay. It dries very hard with no shrinkage, its also waterproof and freeze-thaw stable. (Its an air dry clay so you don’t need an oven or kiln) http://www.avesstudio.com/Products/Apoxie_Clay/apoxie_clay.html
Another clay you might enjoy trying is polymer clay (this is what I use the most) Its an oil based clay that you cure in your home oven. Its not not the type of clay that you would use for an outdoor piece though.
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Carol asks…
Which of the following would get your adrenalin going; or heart racing?
1. riding or driving a motorcycle
2. riding in a hot air balloon
3. snakes
4. spiders
5. food
6. buying something you really want
7. anticipation
8. winning something
9. getting something for free
10. Mall sales
More than one answer is cool…=)
thanx~
GardenersCardiff answers:
11. Garden Gnomes.
Linda asks…
is there any real proof the world will end in 2012?
i don’t really believe that kind of stuff, and i haven’t heard any real proof… i read somewhere that the Mayan calender ends in 2012, but they believe it’s a time of celebration. maybe some people thought that meant the world was going to end.
GardenersCardiff answers:
There is no proof and no evidence either, it is entirely lies.
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
Mandy asks…
Ideas for a city wide scavenger hunt?
Me and my friends are planning a city wide scavenger hunt on Friday, and it’s my job to make the list.
The only item I have on the list so far is an out of state license plate. I’m in desperate need of ideas, so if you have any, please help me!
Thanks
GardenersCardiff answers:
Hey! I’m trying to put one together myself.. I’ve got 4 teams of 4 (guys & girls mixed)
Take a picture of –
PERSON, PLACE, OR THING
An out-of-state license plate
Someone walking their dog
Find a poster or cutout of an actor at a movie theatre. Erotically kiss and caress the picture
VIDEO ONLY of teammate buying all of the following at once – cucumber, personal lubricant, bag of ice
Get as much money from strangers throughout the night (STEALING IS NOT ALLOWED) all proceeds go to winning team
Get as much stuff off strangers as possible the whole night
Entire team’s reflection in something other than a mirror
Entire team sharing one soda (everyone needs their own straw)
Entire team receiving dessert complete with lighted birthday candle
Teammate with a mannequin (bonus points if teammate is hooking up with the mannequin)
Bowl a ball down a bowling alley without paying
Deface a sign
Order all of McDonald’s tomato sauce sachets
Walk through a drive through and order a car
Personalised number plate
Someone in the opposite sex’s bathroom
Person with a bull-ring piercing (septum piercing)
Teammate hanging from basketball hoop
Teammate standing on a street corner in their bathing suit
Two Teammates making out
Teammate with inflated condom pulled over limb
Teammate kissing McDonald.s employee
Teammate punching stranger
Teammate hugging hobo
Teammate using a stranger’s crutches
Teammate slow dancing with a senior citizen
Entire team plus 2 people in a pyramid
Teammate pole dancing on Speed Limit Sign
Teammate run in and steal someone’s drive through food
Teammate giving an elderly person a lap dance
Teammate making a coffee at a restaurant/coffee shop/fast food place
Teammate swapping places with an employee of a shop (eg. You bag the groceries)
Teammate in between glass door and shelves of food in frozen food section
Teammate sitting in police car
Teammate holding baby
Team Name carved into tree
Whole team singing happy birthday to a stranger
Whole team busking
Teammate mooning someone in a public place
Teammate ordering a cheeseburger with chocolate sauce
Teammate sitting in the driver’s seat of a bus
Teammate getting women’s underwear
Teammate stealing a garden gnome
STRANGER
A stranger serenading your team with an instrument.
Get a stranger to sign your ass
Share a drink with a stranger
VIDEO ONLY – Teammate ghosting a stranger for at least 7 secs
Three store employees doing Charlie’s Angels Pose
VIDEO ONLY- Teammate asking sales person for a “vacuum that really, really knows how to suck… her boyfriend wants one”
Teammate cutting off an inch on hair off a petrol station employee (MUST BRING HAIR FOR JUDGING)
Get a stranger to flash you
Entire restaurant with arms raised (minimum 10 people)
Switch clothes with a stranger
Convince a guy to give you his underwear (MUST BRING FOR JUDGING)
Painting a male’s toenails
Get a stranger’s number (photo evidence of them writing it)
Get a store employee to do a cartwheel/ hand stand
Piggy back a security guard
Take a bite of a stranger’s food (with or without permission)
Get a stranger to sign your forehead
Photo of stranger with a concert tshirt
Kiss a stranger (on lips)
Get an old person to show you the finger
Collect these items –
Take-out menu
Job application form
Clothing from a stranger’s washing line
Light bulb from the porch of a stranger’s house
Witches hat (aka red cone thing)
Baby item (item associated with a baby) CAN NOT BE BOUGHT
Take a street sign with your name on it (eg, Erin or Clise)
A penny
A man’s tie (must be pictured taking the tie from him)
Origami crane
Coupon for something
Stranger’s sock
hope this helps! Have fun 
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Joseph asks…
The Garden Gnomes shaved my cats and declared war on the neighbor’s halloween decorations. darn it all….
The dang neighbors are the type of people who don’t take care of their lawn in the first place, going weeks w/o mowing the lawn, their hedges need to be trimmed, they have busted out windows and what not….. BUT they’ll spend all their money on them G-D yard decorations and one or two look ok but their whole flippin’ yard? what the heck? My garden gnomes get irritated by change, plus they’re irritated because the view of the neighbors who walk around naked in their house with the blinds up, is being blocked. they shaved my cats last night out of anger, have war paint on their faces and are planning on an attack on the Halloween decorations. Should I warn the neighbors or just let the gnomes take the fall? I know that the neighbors will blame me cuz I had a history of tossing rotten eggs at their house… AHEM… anyway…. what should I do?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Those Gnomes are tricky. Every time I walk by your house they wink and stick their tongues out at me. Just let them take the fall. I know what – let’s pull up all their Halloween decorations and put up Easter stuff. Let’s hang those plastic eggs from all their trees and put those pink and blue blow up bunnies everywhere.
Charles asks…
why does my cajun neighbour keep attacking my garden gnome?
GardenersCardiff answers:
I wore out both of Dog Luvr’s legs they became permanently stained so I had to move on to your garden gnomes, I couldn’t help myself, they looked like Sassy, Heaven, and Rumboy. I have drilled some mighty big holes in them now and think I need to move on over to Rumboy’s yard for some fresh secret agent gnomes. Secret agent is soooooo dolphin smooth
Robert asks…
Are fighters who get ‘rage’, or see ‘red mist’, dangerous or vulnerable?
In my old English class we had a sprite of a lad who must have been knee-high to a garden gnome and weighed no more than a wet fart. He resembled Harry Potter down to the mop-top haircut, specs and I believe he even wore a cardigan.
Sounds like a nice, harmless academic boy. But in truth he was an ardent racist, and as such always found himself getting in to fights outside the pub on a Friday night.
Now, by definition, he should never have won a fight. He was built like a matchstick, was as blind as a mole and had never had any formal training in martial arts, boxing or even just in the gym.
But this guy was famous for becoming enraged, it was almost a mental condition; he’d suddenly start screaming like a banshee and would just go crazy, arms and legs everywhere, and would literally dive in to men three times his size and almost claw them to pieces- no technique or style, just pure, masochistic rage so that he was uncontrollable, relentless.
So, in a street fight, is this condition a strength or a weakness, and do trained fighters find others like this hard to deal with compared to your average two-fisted thug?
Thanks
GardenersCardiff answers:
Hmmm a very good question !!!!
I’d say both dangerous and vulnerable….why well in red mist mode people become tunnel visioned and if they connect and sustain the aggression may likely win though pure out and out single minded determination.
But vulnerable also with tunnel vision ,as a trained determined opponent may take advantage of their single minded assault ,hence they may be open to a serious devastating counter attack without seeing it coming.
Hope this helps 
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