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   Dec 27

Your Questions About Gardening

Steven asks…

What do I have to do to get into Bass’ken Lake on Gaia zOMG ?

I have a ring in every slot and have been fighting gnomes, fluffs, garlics, mosquitos, gramsters, peelungers, etc, for a long time, yet I still am not allowed in Bass’ken Lake ! How can I get in ? !

GardenersCardiff answers:

You have to go around through Zen Gardens and go through the gate from the outside, that will open it in Barton Town.

Laura asks…

What is the best revenge a wife can get against her cheating husband?

I recently found out my husband has been lying to me for 4 months and cheating, not paying bills, etc.
Ladies-what is the best revenge, I mean absolute brutal revenge-without going to jail of course?haha
MEN-what is the worst ever done to you?
serious answers please!
And by the way-he is already OUT OF HERE! and divorce cannot be soon enough! BUT of all the dirty lies he has told-our home will be foreclosed soon, as he has not been making the payments he claimed he was making.
I STILL WANT REVENGE! yes i’m bitter, but get real-who wouldn’t be?

GardenersCardiff answers:

I can kinda relate.

Hmmm…….

Sign him up for catalogs and magazines for those people with erectile dysfunction.

Sign him up for free samples of stuff like pads, condoms, books on STDs, etc.

If he leaves his car doors unlocked, put some dead fish under the seat. Put some dead fish in the vents so when he turns on the heat or AC it will stink. (of course if caught you could get into trouble for that)

Take out an ad in the newspaper with his photo and have it announce “I’m coming out of the closet and I am happy to be gay!” or something like that.

Get garden gnomes and put them in his yard doing ‘naughty things’.

Get some cheap blow up dolls and have them sit in the front seat of his car.

Fork his yard, like, take 1,000 plastic forks and stick them into the ground in his yard. (sounds inmature but it will irritate him)

have a small bouquet of flowers sent to his work with a card that reads “Thanks for being gentle on me last night. It was my first time” and sign it with a man’s name, and draw a heart when signing it.

If I think of more, I will let you know. :)

Joseph asks…

How to decorate rock bed for cheap?

We have a pretty big rock garden in front of our house and i want to decorate it without making it look dumb, i’m on a tight budget but we are having a get together here and i want it to look decent… I like plants especially low maintenance plants :) and i’m not sure what kind of decorations that would look alright outside the new house of a young couple… ? (i’m afraid of my old lady taste getting in the way) lol any ideas?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Hi Justaperson,
I too have a rock garden that I kept to the ‘minimalist look ‘ keeping in mind that I am trying to accomplish showing the natural look and texture of the rock. This does not allow for goofy plastic gnomes, silly pink flamingos, or over sized frogs, etc
Now my dear, start memorizing that sentence so you do not end up with goofy decorations. Recalling the key words Minimalist Look , ‘Natural Texture and Color’ of the rock… Using low maintenance plants… In a word.. Awesome! You might like to ask the ‘ love of your life :o ) ‘ If she has any favorite small flowering plants ( marigolds ) that she wanted to add. Including into your world will get you farther ahead than excluding from your rock garden world. The marigolds are a good short term plant that will also enhance the ‘ Color of your Natural Texture Rock Garden ‘ they die or no longer bloom again once the autumn season temps begin to dip.
Repeat after me, Natural, Texture, Color ,Minimalist Look…. :o ) why she might just love you even more thinking you have become a cutting edge Landscaping Designer!

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