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   Jan 22

Your Questions About Gardening

Charles asks…

What is a good workout for a 12 year old?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Oh My Goodness! Do I have a solution for you!

Ok so, lie down in the floor. Make sure your garden gnome is in a standing position where he can see you. ( You never know when the evil gnome Heinz will attack )

Ok slowly touch yourself down there. ( You know what I mean by down there! ) THE KNEE CAP! It loses like six calories per second depending on how well you massage your knee cap.

Paul asks…

Tokio Hotel family: Is Bill and Tom’s mother pressing charges against the stalkers? …. [+survey]?

The stalkers attacking their mum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erZyPkJaHN8 so is she gonna press charges? And a survey…

1. If Tom invited you to a Garden Gnome Hatred convention where you had to throw rocks at innocent Garden Gnomes, would you go?

2. If you were dating Georg and he said he wanted to get your name tattooed on his arm but he got his ex girlfriend’s name instead because he told the tattoo artist the wrong name, what would you do?

3. If Tom shouted “I hate you Bill!” made Bill cry and refused to apologize, what would you do to fix the situation?

4. If your parents banned all TH music and TH stuff from your house what would you do?

5. If you went to the fair with the boys and on the ferris wheel the ride got stuck for an hour, what would you talk about to them?

Stars make smile, they make Bill smile too! See? http://www.flickr.com/photos/alyssajonas/2625693730/ so please star!
I love how most of us are would move out :P because life without TH is too unbearable :O
*there shouldn’t be an ‘are’ there… that’s what I get for typing on a phone with spellcheck :(

GardenersCardiff answers:

I dont think she is but i really hope so!!! Those bitches need to be locked up for good. >:[

1. If Tom invited you to a Garden Gnome Hatred convention where you had to throw rocks at innocent Garden Gnomes, would you go?

Hell yes lol those things are creepy ^_^

2. If you were dating Georg and he said he wanted to get your name tattooed on his arm but he got his ex girlfriend’s name instead because he told the tattoo artist the wrong name, what would you do?

Hmmm, i would make him have the tattoo removed xD

3. If Tom shouted “I hate you Bill!” made Bill cry and refused to apologize, what would you do to fix the situation?

Give bill a hug!!!!

4. If your parents banned all TH music and TH stuff from your house what would you do?

Move out! ^_^

5. If you went to the fair with the boys and on the ferris wheel the ride got stuck for an hour, what would you talk about to them?

Anything and everything haha

Nancy asks…

Is it okay 4 me to mock a group of persons that openly attacks…?

a group of persons that I belong to?
like say my group is a group of garden gnomes who like to eat mushrooms, and a group of pink flamingos don’t belive in eating mushrooms, so some of them form a group called “we hate mushrooms, they make mushroom eating gnomes breath smell like poop” is it okay for the garden gnomes to mock the group of pink flamingos? (the flamingos in the mushroom hating group that is)
uh no, im not mocking u.
well cuase im basiclly dying to make this witty insult that will make the flamingos look dumb. can i say it to the anti mushroom flamingos, cuase i already know they hate how i eat mushrooms and they will all tell me my breath smells like poop if they get the chance.
uh, im not talking about muslims, im talking about a group that says they hate you in their actual factual name.
ps: o ya, and the group has no other person other than hating u. its not an organization designed for anythign else religion or race or anthing.

GardenersCardiff answers:

Don’t bother about them.

Say mushrooms are good for the skin.
They’ll eat.

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