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   Jan 23

Your Questions About Gardening

Richard asks…

Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?

i do!! im really freaked out. and it sucks bc i’ll only be 18 :(

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Joseph asks…

Is the end of the world coming in 2012?

Is the in of the world coming in 2012??? What do you think??? When will it happen??? Why do you think it will happen??? How will it happen???

GardenersCardiff answers:

Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.

Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.

Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.

The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.

In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.

Planet X exists, Nibiru exists

Solar flares reaching the Earth

Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic

Scientists predict it

Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups

Photon belt

Earth’s core heating up

Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.

Garden gnome apocalypse

Get my drift? It is all nonsense.

See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.

Ken asks…

Hey tell me what you think of this passage I’ve found?

“Sally!…… Sally! come to thy window dear.”
Ben hefted several pebbles and whipped them at the upper window of the pink house.
plink
plink “Sally.”
plink
“hup.”
crash! “ow! damn it!”
“Sally?” Ben said hopefully.
Sally appeared at the window.
“What? Where? Who? Ben! What are you doing?!?
“Hark what lite through yonder window breaks?”
“Look first of all I hate you I have always hated you, second you have a restraining order, and third its one in the morning.”
“All the better to witness your raw beauty under the light of the morning star.”
Sally vanished from the window.
“I’m calling the cops.”
“But wait hearken your ear. For in comemeration of st. valentines day i have composed a balled to win your heart!”
“Thats great, now bug off.”
“But listen. Ahem. your lips, your soul, your heart of gold!”
“I’m turning on the sprinklers.”
“Your voice, your eyes, your lack of lies!”
The sprinklers came on. Ben was now soaked but still going strong.
“Your smile, your hair, your petite dariair!”
“Oh that is so it. Dad!! Where’s the gun?”
“Your song, your art, your eyes like darts!”
Sirens wailed in the distance.
“Your voice like a dove, I give you my love!”
Sally burst through the door carrying a shotgun and wearing an ammo belt.
Ben grinned. “Ah look to it, thy radiant beauty.”
chick-chick ka-blam!
A tree beside him exploded into splinters.
“Ahhhhhh!!!!!” Ben shrieked and retreated spewing further lines of scripture.
“for we shall not fall into strife and then I shall make you my wife!”
“DIE!!!” Sally screamed, coating the street with buck shot.
Harold dived into an ally way.
“I shall never cause you you pain and my love for you will never wane.”
“Why.” ka-blam! “Won’t.” ka-blam! “You.” ka-blam! “DIE!!!!!!!” ka-blam!
Ben decided to quit while he still had a head attached to his shoulders.
“So goodbye farewell oh lovely girl whose hair is a lovely golden swirl.”
a garbage can less then a foot from his head was blasted nearly in half by a slug so he crawled to the other end of the ally.
The squeal of breaks and wail of sirens announced the arrival of the cops. Ben peeked out of the ally just in time to see the cops take up firing positions and sally take up cover behind the line of garden gnomes. Ben sunk down into the ally. He listened to the roar of gun fire and the calls of “come on you pigs, I just want to blow his head off!” for a few moments and then with a resigned shrug slunk away from the scene.
“Oh well at least she’ll get out sometime around Easter.
SALLY IS MY EX WIFE…LOL

GardenersCardiff answers:

I think it’s funny. Did this really happen?

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