For the Best Gardeners in the Cardiff Area

   Jul 29

Your Questions About Gardening

James asks…

i never promised you a rose garden quotes?

im doing an essay on the conflicts deborah blau had to face and i have 3 subcatergories
1) conflict with self
2) conflict with others
3) conflict with society
the theme is COMING OF AGE
and im basically writing about how she had to fight through these conflicts to mature
so please if you know any quotes from the book that can relate to the catergories please help :)
pg numbers if you can

GardenersCardiff answers:

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Helen asks…

What are some quotes like “nobody’s a virgin, life screws us all”?

I need some quotes like “Nobody’s a virgin life screws us all” and ” Life isn’t a garden, stop being a hoe” . Also if you can list some website links that would be a help. Thank you!

GardenersCardiff answers:

Youre wanting ‘those’ types of life ones?

Lifes a b*tch. & then you die.
Lifes a b*tch. & then you marry one.
life quotes–

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get

If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.

Life is like a sewer — what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

heres a few different types that i think are so true/funny. :D

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Money can’t buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that. What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect.

Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: “So she would love you.”

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery — drive fast and join the scenery.

George asks…

What does gardening and a white cane of a blind man have in common? any ideas?

This is a quote from the book “Being There” by Jerzy Kosinski:

“In this colored world of television, gardening was the white cane of a blind man.”
what is this metaphor saying?

GardenersCardiff answers:

I guess something like television allows a sighted person to see the world in a different way, but since the blind man can’t see, the closest he can get to seeing is through feeling and touching (gardening).

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