Sharon asks…
the blonde cookbook?
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
supper!
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it
improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
why I was rolling around in the garden.
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom
keeps counting to ten.
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
moose.
GardenersCardiff answers:
Omg thats sooo funny. But the colour of your hair does not change your intelligence
Laura asks…
funny or not funny?
Blonde Cookbook
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
GardenersCardiff answers:
I loved it! Thought you’d enjoy this one:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said….
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
David asks…
Busch Gardens Fun Rides?
Hey! Ok so me and my friends are going to Busch Gardens this friday and i wanted to know what rides were fun but not to exotic! Cause i hate roller coasters. Like the ones for easy riders?
So far i made a list plz tell me about how they are?
Der Werbelwind
Train
Trade wind
Katapult
Carousel
Bumper Cars
The Aeronaut Sky ride
Teacups
Roman Rapids
Corkscrew Hill
Waves Swinger
Forest O’ Fun
Clydesdales
Im 13 and most of my friends are 13 or 14 are we are going to the one in Virgina.
GardenersCardiff answers:
I would not recommend roman rapids until about middle of june as you will get wet
the Clydesdale’s are for show only and not a ride. Pretty though.
All others are fun including the steam powered trains.
The sky ride is a must as you get a perfect view of the park and can plan your next move.
The boat ride is on a smallish lake but a lot of wildlife can be seen as the boats are very unobtrusive
OPINION the best food in the park will be found in new france -smokey barbecue.
While you will have great fun without ever coming close to a coaster these are amoung the top coasters world wide should you change your mind you won’t be sorry
have fun
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