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For the Best Gardeners in the Cardiff Area

   Aug 17

Your Questions About Gardening

Mary asks…

Would there be a stealth tax on smoking turnip skins ?

Hi,

I am a naughty boy, in that I roll my own tobacco only cigs.

It is a leaf !

What next, the Boston “tea party” was about chucking leaves into the harbour to avoid tea tax.

What about a tax on allotments, for growing your own veg.

Better still, a tax on using the wind to fly a kite.
Or putting meters on urinals. Pay as you piss.

I am dismayed. I have returned from many a year working ex-pat in the Mid East, and am amazed at all the taxes.

My car. It had import tax added in, it needed a VAT payment, the fuel to make it go is heavily taxed, the road tax, etc. etc.

All that after paying income tax to start with.

I am worth half what I begin with.

Are you a bit suspicious of UK taxation ?

Bob

GardenersCardiff answers:

The Labour government have become very talented at throwing in and increasing these sneaky underhand extra taxes that tend to go unnoticed. Compare it to cutting the 10% rate of income tax which costs the full time worker on minimum wage only £86 a year or £7 a month (after taking into account increased income tax and NIC bands). That causes absolute outrage. But the sneaky taxes can cost the average taxpayer ten times as much if not more and people just don’t notice.

I think Labour has delightfully overcooked their taxation policy and haven’t a hope of getting re-elected as a result so hopefully the future will be brighter!

P.s. Any tips on how to actually smoke turnip skins?

Donald asks…

Christmas is SOON… What is on your list…..BQ…?

This is my list….. its like really long….

Camera (Olympus FE-4020 Digital Camera in Blue or Pink)
Blue Netbook (Notebook)
Blue Dsi
Ipod
Guitar
Nail Polish
Lucas DVD
Sandlot DVD
Matilda DVD
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging DVD
Drake- Thanks Me Later CD
P!nk- Funhouse CD
Ke$ha- Animal CD
Britney Spears- Circus CD
Songwriting Material
Clocky (Alarm Clock/Chrome)
Love Bunny Necklace
Stylish Script Vinyl Crush™ Name Necklace with Charm( Alexis)
Our Daughter Our Pride Sterling Silver Birthstone & Name Ring (Alexis, July: Ruby)
70s Happy Candy Grab Bag
Oh Deer Super Dooper Pocket Pooper Keychain
Weather Station Keychain
Claddagh Little Irish Luck Keyring
Etch- A- Sketch Keychain
Stewie Keychain
Rubik’s Cube Key Chain
Slinky Dog Keychain
Keychains
Real Money Tree
Mascara
Target Gift Card ($75)
Pre Paid Visa Card ($200)
Aeropostale ($100)
Hollister Co. Gift Card ($100)
Abercrombie& Fitch Gift Card ($100)
Old Navy ($100)
Toys R’ Us ($50)
Why You Waste Money Wallet
Personalized Rainbow Bottle Cap Necklace
Sterling Silver “My Precious Daughter” Birthstone Heart Ring (July: Ruby)
Retro 90’s Candy Gift Box with Year of Birth Highlights
Hershey Bar Candy Cake Bouquet
Kokeshi Doll
Momiji Doll
Tamagotchi tamawalkie
Tamagotchi v4.5,v5 and v6
Nano Baby
Candy Bar Cupcake
Brew It Yourself Cave Man Cola
Mega Bruiser 3.38 Inch Jawbreaker
Gourmet Popping Corn
Back to School Skin Care Set for Teens
Clackers
Milk Chocolate Covered Potato Chips
Sound Machine
Sterling Silver Trinity Knot Earrings
Irish Tin Whistle
14K Tri-Color Gold Trinity Knot Earrings
Claddaugh Engraved Handmade Wooden Pen
Irish Cable Knit Santa Hat
Hot Peppers Terrarium Kit
Salsa Garden Terrarium Kit
Make your own Chewing Gum Kit
Brew your own Root Beer
Dad’s Root beer Barrels
Mr. Root beer Kit
Brew your own Ginger Ale Kit
Make your Own Tooth Paste Kit
Soda Pop Science
Rock Candy Crystal Growing Kit
Claeys Hard Candy Assortment
Make your own Candy Set
Retro Cotton Candy Machine
Bubble Gum Factory
Grow- A – Head
Christmas Crackers
Cloud- Flite Exploding Joke Ball
Bulls Eye Nostalgic Candy from Ireland
Jumpin Banana Shocking Gum
Mini Universal Prank Remote TV Controller
Dirty Japanese Book
70 Japanese Gestures Book
Clothes- Kimono Robes( Blue Crane Yukata Robe ), Socks, Snack Attack Pant, Hot Mess Melt Pant, Canadians Know Their Eh-B-C’s T-Shirt
Spy Gear ® Lie Detector
Personalized Mug Shot Coffee Mug
Snooki Talking Wacky Wobbler
Facial Steamer Spa
Ultimate Gum Kit
Strawberry Eggling
Fashion Colour Frame Sunglasses
Shoes- Converse, UGGs, Cowgirl Boots, Japanese Sandals
Bento Box
Happy Panda Kotobuki2 Tier Bento Box
English Tea
World Tea Sampler Gift Set With Chine and Japanese Teas
English( United Kingdom Candy)
Pillow Pet
Japanese Washcloths
Crumpets
Chinese Candy
Japanese Tea
Japanese Soda
Japanese Candy
German Candy
French Candy
Cinq Delices Japanese Butter Cookies( Yoku Moku )
Wasabi Gumballs
Wasabi LipBalm
Chopsticks- Engraved Japanese Wood Chopsticks
Edamame Growing Kit
Money( foreign also)
Canadian, European And Japanese Stuff.

Games-
Fantasy Aquarium, Aquarium, Driver’s Ed Portable, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, My SAT Coach, Future U, America’s Next Top Model, C.O.P. the Recruit, Urbz Sims in the City (DS), Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Mobilized, CSI Deadly Intent, Call of Duty: World at War, Hello Kitty: Big City Dreams, My FunFacts Coach, HiHi Puffy Ami Yumi: The Genie and the Amp, Guinness World Records: The Video Game, Pac-Man World, SimCity DS, SimCity DS2, Sims 2, The Sims 2: Apartment, The Sims 2 Castaway, Theme Park, Thrillville: Off the Rails, Toy Story 3: The Video Game, Petz Nursery, Trauma Centre: Under the Knife, Trauma Centre: Under the Knife 2, Travel Coach: Europe 1,2,3, Travel Games for Dummies, Hello Kitty Party, Astrology DS, Crime Scene, Unsolved Crimes, Izuna 2: The Unemployed Ninja Returns.

BQ: what would you recommend for a 14 year old girl??

GardenersCardiff answers:

I’m 14 too! 🙂

I really really love animals and this is my list 🙂
A donation the the humane society
A Pet smart gift card
A golden retriever christmas ornament
A dog pillow pet
A dog poop scooper to make it easier cleaning up after my puppy
tennis balls for my dog
Golden retriever webkinz!

That is my list 🙂 I won’t get everything on my list, they are just suggestions, my parents said I can get up to 3 things on my list! 🙂

Well if you mean gift ideas for yourself, you have quite a long list, but I understand they are most likely just suggestions, here are some ideas!

Gift cards! Then you can get whatever you want from your favourite stores, alothough you already had that on your list
Or:
wrist watch
necklace with matching earrings or bracelet
CD’s
DVDs
fluffy pillows
a cute wall clock
a lava lamp
a pillow pet (they are so cute, and they sell them at more malls)
a journal
maybe a bike… But that might be too much money
candy
a hair straightener
a curling iron
a hair dryer
a house coat/robe
hand lotion
perfume
a bed set
bubble bath
slippers
a nice snow globe
a jewelry box
A music instrument like a guitar or electric piano
nail polish
a key chain
a karaoke machine
a purse
a soft blanket
a plate set, with pretty colourful a plate, cup and bowl
a scrap booking kit
picture frames
a portable dvd player (they are really cheap!)
magazines
colourful pens
a bean bag chair for your room
an art kit, with like paint and glitter and other fun stuff
uggs
a coach purse (they are very expenisive but also super cute!)
I was going to say tamagotchi but I think you already had that down, right?

Anyways that’s all I could think of!

Hope I helped!
Merry Christmas!!

Xoxox

William asks…

Are You Willing To Do Your Part to End Socialism , Will You Take The Tea Party Pledge?

Will You sign this purity pledge before socialism creeps into your life!!

To all Tea Party members, I urge you to take the following pledge before it’s too late. Please pass it on to fellow members.

I do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall
abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

•Social Security
•Medicare/Medicaid
•State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
•Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
•US Postal Service
•Roads and Highways
•Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
•The US Railway System
•Public Subways and Metro Systems
•Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
•Rest Areas on Highways
•Sidewalks
•All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
•Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
•Public and State Universities and Colleges
•Public Primary and Secondary Schools
•Sesame Street
•Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
•Public Museums
•Libraries
•Public Parks and Beaches
•State and National Parks
•Public Zoos
•Unemployment Insurance
•Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
•Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
•Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived >From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
•Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
•Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
•Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
•Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.
I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
•Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
•The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
•The government-operated Statue of Liberty
•The Grand Canyon
•The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
•The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
•All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD ______.

______________________________________

GardenersCardiff answers:

Yes. On this 3rd day of April, 2010, Jeffery Lewbowski, being of questionable intelligence and a particularly warped mental state agree to the above.

I am a Tea Bagger and a complete idiot and should be institutionalized at my own expense.

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