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How often do you use a cookbook?

The Blondes Cookbook

Monday
It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.

Tuesday
He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper

Wednesday
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

Thursday
Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

Friday
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left..

Saturday
He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.

Sunday
I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius..I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

Do you think this is a joke is funny?

Monday
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper

Wednesday
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

Thursday
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

Friday
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
Do you think this is a joke is funny?
I meant to say
Do you think this joke is funny?

what does this dream mean ?

I am running around a garden late in the middle of
the night and my boss a gangster is teaching a your
man to shot and all about espionage.Now i seem to be running through a garden of a friends i loved as a kid.I can hide so well and they seem to walk right past me and not even notice me hiding in the bushes or under tree’s.Now the gangstar says to the kid lets actually kill not realising i am so close to him.
i am shocked so i run through the gardens on to the
street where i see a garden i can hide in.
i run into the garden and i run towards a fence that
is made of metal.i see this fence and realise it would
be easy for me to get over but i know that it would be
sore and uncomfortable to climb over so i just stand
in the shadow far from them waiting for day.
Now as i look to my left i see a woman wearing a berry
cap and black glasses so that suggest to me she is
french and she cants see a thing.i know her or trust her and she walks around to the front of the house and we talk about>>>
4 children that
the gangstar had got rid of.
we lean over a soft a hedge and we see an image and
she narrates what happens to me,
Four kids seem to be surrounded by an 40s or 50s
styled dressed people in japan or china.they seem to
be rich men or i dont know.
they start wrapping the kids in paper and eventually
the kids look like cartoons very 3D like and so
sad.there made of paper .i seem to end up finding my
way there and as i try to find them i have to pull
down pages and pop up pages out of books to get to
them.eventually i give in and take a route in the book
to the professors library where the book is not
finished,i pull the page down and on the back there
are bottles and booksi get annoyed and start wripping
the pages and then i just slam the book shut.the book
falls over and dissapears.then the four kids are
standing on stools still like cartoon 3d like figures
and they all seem sad.
thats where i wake up