For the Best Gardeners in the Cardiff Area

   Feb 21

Your Questions About Gardening

John asks…

zombie inquiry: your gameplan?

you can have one machine gun, one sniper, and one pistol. what would they be? you can choose one area such as desert ocean island hotel strip club new york la china ect what would it be? you can choose one vehicle such as warthog, landrover, hummer, hybrid, el camino ect what would it be? and you can choose how many people, ethnicity, age, gender, social class ect? to finish it off you can tell your own story.

I would have an RPD(light machine gun practically ak-47 with round drum aka “choppers” with a silencer and inferred scope), pistol would be a clock 18(2 automatic pistol with a silencer and long clip), for the sniper i would like M21 EBR(all of these weapons are on modern warfare 2).

The setting would be in Miami, Florida. We would take a H1 Hummer. The attack would hit us after a long night of “blowing down” in a night club. This all takes place in the year 1966. After the attack that spreads like a cold we would hit up the army surplus store, bank, and pawn shop(wed need masks(for the bong)). The supplies that we would have would be a pound of medically grown marijuana from amsterdam, a huge bag of medicine from walgreens, ten cartons of cigarettes, twenty bottles of alcohol, and lots of mushrooms for when we get to south america. It would be a car full of 5 people. one would be myself, the second would be my friend whoever that may be at the time we are “blowing down”, a seventy five year old black man who had lost his wife, a baby, and an asian whore named “kikky kong”. all of us, with the exception of the baby we named tito, would be bad ass fighters.

After we had gotten the supplies, killed hundred of thousands of zombies, and found women, we would call enriko and he would take us in his cigar boat/ and airplane to peru where my friends and the women we found would start a new civilization.

The zombies would be similar to gooks.
You may be, or maybe, wondering where we would be killing the hundreds of thousands of zombies. we would be stationed at a light house waiting for enriko pedro saint rickie ricardo emanuel joseph gonzalez

GardenersCardiff answers:

Omg can i play?
Actually can i be the zombie?

Mandy asks…

fun healthy food survey?

1.If you have to choose between locally grown or organic, which do you usually choose?

2.Favorite way to prepare potatoes:

3. Do you press your tofu before preparing/cooking it (if you eat soy)?

4.Name your favorite recipe that is a tradition in your family:

5.Any food allergies?

6.When you want to go to a fancy dinner, where do you go?

7.When you have a cold, what do you crave?

8.What kind of water do you drink?

9. Name a flavor of soda you’d love to see:

10.If the recipes you ate as a child were compiled into a cookbook, what would the title be?

11.If you were allowed to grow one food that can’t grow in your climate, what would it be?

12.Favorite type of mushroom?

13.Most frustrating part of your kitchen?

14.Last food you burned?

15.Usual response to a veg*n’s favorite question, “But where do you get your protein?”

16.If you were baking your own birthday cake today, what flavor would it be?

17.Favorite brand of chocolate chips?

18.You have $200 of your tax return reserved for Williams Sonoma- What do you buy?

19.Do you plan your menus in advance? Any tips to share?

20.You have 3 minutes before you have to leave the house and you’re starving- What do you eat?

21. If Martha Stewart, Paula Deen, and Rachel Ray got into a fight, who would win and how?

22.If you eat oatmeal, what do you add to it before serving?

23. If you got to travel to one country and learn all the traditional dishes there, where would you go (ignore commitments in your current place of residence)?

24.Favorite late night snack?.

25.Favorite springtime food?

26.Favorite food-related magazine?

27.Which do you prefer: shoyu, tamari, conventional soy sauce, or Bragg’s Aminos?

28.What vegetable or fruit do you dislike the most?

29. Name a holiday food you look forward to all year long:

30. If you could convert anyone to veganism with your magic wand, who would you convert?

GardenersCardiff answers:

3)I don’t eat tofu
4) Chipped Beef
5)Slight lactose-intolerancy
7) Hot tea
8)Filtered water
9) Diet coke? I love seeing a can of that :)
10)Comfort foods made healthy
13)Little counter space
14)It’s been too long, I don’t remember!
15)Soy, nuts, legumes
16) German chocolate :)
17)Whatever’s on sale?
18)I don’t shop there; no clue!
19) Yes. Just choose a protein, carbohydrate, and fat that will be filling and healthy. For example: a protein like chicken cooked with a bit of olive oil or sauce for fat, then a side like steamed veggies
20)fruit or granola bar
21) Rachel Ray! Just because I love her :)
22) Cinnamon and Splenda or Truvia
23) Sweden
24) Pretzels with peanut butter
25) Fresh cherries
26) Recipes in Prevention (does that count?)
27) Tamari
28) Brussel sprouts
29) Turkey and mashed potatoes! :)
30) Nobody- I’m not a vegan myself and think meat is a healthy part of the human diet when meat cuts have been chosen properly. It shouldn’t be anybody’s choice but the vegan themselves.

Carol asks…

What’s more important to teach your kids?

-growing vegetables
-dead presidents and who won which wars and of course memorizing the dates of the wars, but of course never the real reasons the wars were fought
-using a spread sheet
-getting good grades
-personal hygiene
-If they “don’t talk to strangers” how will they ever met more than the 6 people they already know?
-internet safety
-gun safety
-don’t eat the mushrooms
-drugs are bad unless they come from the doctor or the store
-don’t eat yellow snow
-privacy is important
-credit is bad
-critical thinking
-religious values
-advertising is brainwashing
-Or is it more important to teach your kids to reach within themselves and find out what their own intuition/conscience has to say about everything?

In this cool music video Jack talks for 2 minutes, then 120 pics of The Revolution which is now going on. Most of the 120 pics behind the song involve teaching kids stuff most of us should have learned and had to catch up on later in life.

I forgot
But all the math I ever needed in real life is having memorized the old peechee folder times table and how to use a tape measurer, which involves fractions. I guess if I had to I could still do long division with a pencil. Algebra is just a sentence and always do what’s inside the () first. More than that most people don’t need to know. We have calculators.

GardenersCardiff answers:

- It’s never ‘just sex’.
- Don’t touch anything until the police get there.
- If you don’t want to succeed, no one will stop you.
- Nothing good ever happens after midnight.
- Being right is only half the battle, you still have to get people to agree with you.
- Don’t be afraid to follow your conscience, it knows where it’s going.

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