Your Questions About Gardening

GardenersCardiff answers:

Haha. Interesting question.

Once my parents got mad at me because I kept tracking horse manure into the kitchen on my boots (I ride horses, but my parents don’t), so they made me stay at the barn all day, mucking out other people’s stalls for free (they claimed that if I loved the smell of manure so much that I’d bring it into their house, then I wouldn’t mind cleaning stalls!).

That made me stop!

GardenersCardiff answers:

I hate to be the one to break the bad news to you JayJay, but men love to play with these little guys when the woman are away. Its likes action figures for adults. Hence the Travelocity commercials. Who do think is behind this ad campaign? Women? I would think not. MEN!

They get these little guys to ski, play polo, swim, bike ride etc. All with hilarious and violent accidents.
With so many to play with at your house, he can have battles, orgies( kinda gay if they are all male), football and baseball games…the list goes on and on.
Hurt his feelings by removing all but 2.

GardenersCardiff answers:

Yes, although they are rare in our society, some Garden Gnomes are female. Female Garden Gnomes usually wear long pleated cotton skirts that go down to their ankles in a single color with no patterns / stripes. There are exceptions, as some will wear a skirt with verticle stripes. They wear a same or different colored blouse that buttons up, which is long or short sleeved depending on the weather. Many times a female Gnome will wear a long apron which ties in back. If she has long hair, she wears it in a traditional braid down her back or two braids on either side of her head, with a ribbon tieing her hair at the bottom. A female garden Gnome may wear a hat of any of the traditional colors: red, green or blue, and often carries a basket of flowers or strawberries.