Nancy asks…
Every morning, a murder of crows attacks my garden gnome, even when I move him to a different part of the yard?
They knock him over, dance around him making loud, “caw” noises. Then they fly away. What’s my gnome doing to provoke such aggression?
GardenersCardiff answers:
Maybe they think he’s your gardener and that you should be doing your own yard work. Or perhaps they would like to take on the job themselves in exchange for some tasty breadcrumbs or delicious seeds.
Lizzie asks…
Why do people put gnomes in their yard?
Why do people put gnomes out in their yard?What does it mean?What is it with them and yards or gardens?Are they supposed to mean something or attract good or bad,anything to do with that?Is it good luck?I am so curious why people have them in their yards.
GardenersCardiff answers:
They don’t. The gnomes just appear on your lawn when they sense your home will be attacked by trolls. The gnome stands guard on your lawn until the danger level is lowered to “level green” by the anti-troll security agency. The gnomes hide their weapons in their pointed hats and are highly trained by NGSF ( ninja gnome special forces) division of their military. These little guys are little bad asses!
Sandy asks…
Does dealing with Fundimentalist Christians make you depressed?
They act so judgmental and unhappy. They depress me when I have to deal with them. I prefer pagan happiness myself.
GardenersCardiff answers:
I have friends and contacts on R & S and in private life who are Christian. But the Fundies are a breed unto themselves. No sense getting upset or depressed. Just try and stay away from topics of religion whenever possible.
I noticed in a previous question you stated that they come to your door, even though you posted a sign outside stating no religious solicitation.
I have specially trained garden gnomes who will attack on sight! I will be happy to loan you “Mungo” he is one mean motherf**ker!!!
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