Robert asks…
Where can I buy a lawn gnome exacly like my neighbors?
already checked kmart, walmart, target and dollar tree. A stone flew from my lawn mower when i was cutting the grass. My neighbor is a very nasty guy who has been arrested for drug overdoses. He goes away for days on end because he is a truck driver. I really need to find another one to replace his. Talking to this guy is out of the question. I’ve seen him beat his dog with a large peice of wood just for barking. Sometimes I hear porn movies or his very loud sex life coming out of his open windows. He scares me.I just wanna replace the stupid thing so my nerves settle down. Please help! I am in pennsylvania
GardenersCardiff answers:
Get a tazer and some pepper spray just in case, try garden ridge or home depot or lowes or any home type store… Sorry if that didn’t help
Sharon asks…
Where can I buy a rain gauge?
I want something retro-like, nothing mechanical. I can not find any neat looking rain gauges on line. I do not want the scientific gauges…I need something plastic with a hole at the top to collect rain and the inches marked on the side and some sorta retro deco on he whole thingy kinda like a John Deer Rain gauge.
GardenersCardiff answers:
I think I know exactly the kind you are talking about.
I have seen the test tube looking ones at a home improvement store like Home Depot or Lowes.
You could try Cracker Barrel; they carry all kinds of John Deere Stuff.
This one isn’t retro, but it is like a test tube, and has a simple design.
Http://www.barbecues.com/web/Reviews/powerreviews/product-reviews/6971/Outdoor-Accents/Garden-Accents/Accents/Good-Directions/p/236438-Rain-Gauge-PPRG.html
Amazon.com has some really cute ones. Check these out…
Http://www.amazon.com/Luster-Leaf-1640-Rainfall-Gauge/dp/B0019DBZF6/ref=sr_1_4/180-0056979-0194822?ie=UTF8&s=garden&qid=1261091281&sr=1-4
or
http://www.amazon.com/Frog-Rain-Gauge-Textured-Green/dp/B0014ZZG7C/ref=sr_1_6/180-0056979-0194822?ie=UTF8&s=garden&qid=1261091281&sr=1-6
or
http://www.amazon.com/Echo-Valley-Pointing-Gnome-Gauge/dp/B001A5RPRA/ref=pd_bxgy_misc_img_b
Amazon.com offers a large variety. Maybe you can find something there that you like.
Good Luck
Ken asks…
Are gnomes SEX machines?
Let’s face it, gnomes can be undeniably sexy. So very rugged and manly. Ceramic garden gnomes usually have pretty impressive packages too if you have noticed ( I certainly have). They’re also known to be hard workers, and they say nothing is a bigger turn on than a hard working woodland creature. Short men are also known for their sex drive and virility. I imagine they make quite enjoyable lovers in the bedroom then, if one can overlook their constant drunkenness and the pungent odor of their testicles.
Excuse me. I have to take a cold shower. Later I think I will make a trip to Lowes garden ornament aisle.
GardenersCardiff answers:
The only thing about gnomes is their rods P&P 🙂
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