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Can u pick ur top 5 funny book titles from this long list ?

Salam All,

i need some funny book titles for my database im working on for a class project There alot to pick from so im asking u guys to help me pick. U can make ur own up if u dont like any below , Thanks and i know its a long list. sorry lol

A Great Plenty by E. Nuff
A la recherche du temps perdu by Daisy Mist

A Stitch In Time by Justin Case

A Trip To The Dentist by Yin Pain

A Whole Lot Of Cats by Kitt N. Caboodle

Achy Breaky Heart by Ann Guish

Acrophobia Explained by Alfredo Heights

Advanced Math by Smart E. Pants

After The Corned Beef And Cabbage by Kay O’Pectate

Ah, Thor! by Ty Till

All Alone by Saul E. Terry

All-You-Can-Eat Buffets by I.M.A. Piggee

Allegiance To The King by Neil Downe

Almost Missed The Bus by Justin Time

Ambulance Driving by Adam Muhway

Ambush! by May T. Surprise

And Shut Up! by Sid Downe

And The Other People by Allan Sundry

Animal Illness by Ann Thrax

Animal Scents by Farrah Mones

April Fool! by Sue Prize

Archery by Beau N. Arrow

Are We There Yet? by Miles Away

Armed Heists by Robin Banks

Artificial Clothing by Polly Ester

Artificial Weightlessness by Andy Gravity

As Solid As by Rocco Gibraltar

Assault With Battery by Eva Ready

At The Bottom Of The Can by Hazel Nutt

Athletic Supporter by Jacques Strap

Back Row Of The Orchestra by Clara Nett

Bad Cow Joe-ks by Terry Bull

Bad Falls by Eileen Dover

Bad Gardeners by Wilt Plant

Bad Investments by Les Riches

Banquet At McDonalds by Tommy Ayk
Baseball by A. Diamond

Baseball Poetry by Homer

Battle Axes by Tom A. Hawk
Be Prepared by Justin Case

Beach Blanket Bingo by Sandy Trunks
Beach Rides by Sonny Day
Bedtime by P.J. Maws
Beekeeping by A. P. Arry
Bestiary of Plant Eaters by Herb Avore
Big Fart by Hugh Jass

Blonde Hair by Bim Bow

Blowout! by Vlad Tire

Board Game Challenge by Bing O. Iwin

Body Parts by Anne Atomy & Tony Shoulder

Boring Midwestern Cities by Cole Lumbus

Boxing Cornerman’s Story by Dawson DeTowel

Boy Scout’s Handbook by Casey Needzit

Brain Surgery by Sarah Bellum
Breaking The Law by Kermit A. Krime
Bring To The Grocer’s by R. List
Broken Window by Eva Brick
Brown Stains on the Wall by Who Fung Pooh
Bubbles In The Bathtub by Ivor Windybottom

Cab Calloway’s Garden by Heidi Ho

Canadian Religion by P. R. eh

Candle-Vaulting by Jack B. Nimble

Car Capital Of The World by Mitch Egan

Car Repairs by Axel Grease

Care For A Chop? by Marsha Larts

Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall

Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis

Chauvinistic Men by A. Lone

Cheap Transmissions by Stan Dard

Cheaper Than IBM by P.C. Clone

Cheating On His Wife by Izzy Backyet

Chest Pain by I. Coffalot

Chicago Gangs Of The ’30’s by Tommy Gunn

Chicken Dishes by Nora Drumsticks

Children’s Songbook by Skip Tumalu

Chinese Apathy by Hu Cares

Chinese Gold Rush by Qwan Dyke

Chinese Meals On Wheels by Rick Shaw

Chinese Toy Recalls by Sam Ting Wong

Christmas for Baldies by Yule Brynner

Circle Perimeter by Sir Cumference

Classic Groceries by Chopin Liszt

Clear Sky Forecast by Esau Starrs

Cloning by Irma Dubble II

Clothes For Germ Kings by Mike Robes

College Athletics by Nancy Dubblelay

Come On In! by Doris Open

Columbus, Vespucci And Me by Enzo DiUrth

Computer Memories by Meg Abight

Confessions Of A Gold Digger by Emile Ticket

Cooking A Turkey by May B. Done

Cooking Spaghetti by Al Dente

Cosmetology by Rosie Cheeks

Covered Walkways by R. Kade

Crackdown by Lauren Order
Credit Cards by Bill Melater
Crocodile Dundee by Ali Gator
Cry Wolf by Al Armist
Cut the Grass! by Moses Lawn

Daddy, Are We There Yet? by Miles Away

Dance The Night Away by Howell I. Evert Doothis

Danger! by Luke Out

Dangerous Animals by Mann Eaters

Dealing With Skunks by Stan Back
Decorating Your Mousehole by Minnie Blinds
Defunct Nations by Sophie Etunion
Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel
Desert Storm Approaches by Dustin Mynose
Dieting by Les Tooeet
Dinner Delight by Roland Butter
Dirty Chinese Windows by Hu Flung Dung
Dive! Dive! by Perry Scope
Do I Look Fat? by Donna Gogh Thare
Do It Yourself by Tyrone Shoelaces
Do You Hear a Phone? by Isabel Ringing
Don’t Come Back Again by Doris Shutt
Don’t Do Anything Rash by Jacques Itch
Don’t Tread On Me by Amanda B. Reckonwith
Downpour by Wayne Dwops
Drafted by Abel Boddeed
Dragonslayer by Claude Chest
Drinking Problems by Al Coholic
Dull Razor by Nick Shaving

East Coast Resorts by Nan Tuckett

East Coast Universities by Cora Nell

Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia

Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin

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East Coast Resorts by Nan Tuckett

East Coast Universities by Cora Nell

Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia

Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin

Embarrassed In The Shower by Kurt N. Fell

Empathy by Ophelia Sadness

Employment Handbook by Ernie Living

En Garde! by Drew Blood

Equine Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse

Erotic Adventures by Oliver Klozoff

Errors and Accidents by Miss Takes and Miss Haps

Events In The Soviet Union by Perry Stroika

Exercise On Wheels by Cy Kling

Exotic Irish Plants by Phil O’Dendron

Explaining It Better by Clara Fie

Exploring Haunted Houses by Hugo First

Exploring The Dutch Frontier by Will Der Ness

Ex-Presidential Retreat by Kenny Bunkport

Extreme Hair Makeover by Dan Druff

Fairy Fantasy World by U. Nick Horn
Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic
Falling Off A Bridge by Ilene Dover
Falling On Your Head by Ray N. Dropz
Falling Trees by Tim Burr
Making Explosives by Stan Wellback

Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen by Minnie Sota

Mardi Gras Time by Lou Isiana

May Flowers by April Showers

Maritime Disasters by Andrea Doria
Maritime Rules by Paula See
May Flowers by April Showers
Meals On Safari by Lionel Eecha

Meant To Be by Des T. Knee

Measles Collision by Kay Rash

Meat Eaters by Carney Vore

Mensa Man by Gene Yuss

Merry Maid Service by Dustin Taybles

Mexican/Italian Food by Pepe Roney

Mexican Revenge by Monty Zuma

Military Defeats & Major Disasters by General Mayhem

Military Fast by Colonel O’Corn

Military Rule by Marshall Law

Mineralogy For Giants by Chris Tall

Misunderstood by Art Tistic

Mobile Homes by Winnie Bago

Modern Giants by Hugh Mungous

Modern Tree Watches by Anna Log

Money Management by Owen Cash

Monkey Shines by Bob Boone

Moon Phases by Seymour Butts

More For Your Money by Max Amize

Raw Vegan Reading Material?

I am currently playing in the waters of raw vegan food yet again! I know it is optimal, but want more and more information under my belt! I have read the following books: Raw Kids: Transisitong Children to a Raw Food Diet, 12 Steps to Raw Foods: How to End Your Addiction to Cooked Food, Health According To The Scriptures: Experience the Joy of Health According to Our Creator and THE RAW LIFE: Becoming Natural In An Unnatural World, By Paul Nison. I know of, but haven’t picked up from the libraray yet The China Study and 80/10/10 Diet. I also read through the GArden Diet site, and quite a few raw blogs!

What are the best books in your opinion? How about for Sprouting made easy? Did anyone try the 7 day meal plan e-book from The Garden Diet?

Thank you for any and all info!!

Would you read this book if this was the prologue?

Now this is just a little excerpt of the prologue of the book I hope to publish some day. My question is: does it draw you in and leave you wanting more?

It was all over the news:
Mentally unstable 15-year-old girl
runs away from foster home!
Articles and news anchors went on to explain that the girl had been in 14 different foster homes since her parents had died in an explosion when she was a babe. Each home had nurtured and showered her in love but eventually her violent nature became too much to deal with. Most people couldn’t deal with it.
But he could.
The man with the crooked grin. He wanted the girl. He wanted to be the one to who watched her grow, the one who taught her of the world. But alas, fate wouldn’t have it that way.
Fate, the vulgar force that tore the two away, hadn’t smiled on him for some time.
The man got up from his position in front of the television screen, smiling at it as he did so. The channel the TV was on was showing a picture of the runaway, just in case one saw her. She looked like her mum but her dad’s personality shone through her smile and eyes.
The door open and the man slid out of the flat he used in the summer, taking his light jacket and keys with him. His hands were stuffed in his pockets as he started walking.
The Buckingham Palace loomed over, watching him. The man quickened his pace and kept his eyes and ears open. There were many people who wanted him dead. It wouldn’t do for them to succeed now because of a stupid mistake made. He still had promises to fulfill.
Slowly walking, he sifted through his memories, trying to remember where her parents had always gone. It was a pitiful place to start but it was the only clue he had to where she was.
Perhaps she’d be at the Tower of London; her parents had always been fond of the view. Or the Kensington Garden’s; her mum had fancied herself a gardener. He went to each location, checking them thoroughly. Nevertheless he only found tourists flashing their cameras and locals trying to make ends meet.
Next he went to Buckingham Palace using it as a last resort. Her parents had been married there many years ago before she had been born. There was something special about the building that he couldn’t put his finger on. Maybe just as it held memories for him, it held familiarity for her.
His breath hitched as he saw her on the steps of the Palace.
She was thin, so thin that the little muscle she had stood out like a sore thumb. Her jacket was frayed and ripped and looked like it did nothing to keep the cool summer breeze away from her body. A dirty knapsack was across her back, and she fiddled with the strap while a policeman was yelling her at.
She didn’t flinch as spittle flew from his mouth and landed on her cheek. Finally she stood up and punched him in the face and walked away muttering.
The man blinked, shocked at how fast that happened but wasn’t surprised by it. Her father’d had the same temper.
He slinked out of the shadows, taking something out of his pocket as he did so. She was easy to trail, too caught up in her thoughts to look over her shoulder once and a while. He only had to soften his steps and stay a half block behind her to escape detection.
She stopped in front of a store, looking at the sign thoughtfully. She still wasn’t paying him any attention, and it would be too easy for him to just grab her right then and there.
No. It wasn’t his job. She would meet him soon enough. Maybe too soon. He didn’t know how she would react to any of this; Webber, the Marshals, plots to take over the world. Sometimes he even had a hard time believing any of it was real.
The man opened his phone and punched in a number. He was silent a few seconds, then:
“She’s in London, near the Palace.”
And the phone snapped shut.