Mark asks…
Are gnomes SEX machines?
Let’s face it, gnomes can be undeniably sexy. So very rugged and manly. Ceramic garden gnomes usually have pretty impressive packages too if you have noticed ( I certainly have). They’re also known to be hard workers, and they say nothing is a bigger turn on than a hard working woodland creature. Short men are also known for their sex drive and virility. I imagine they make quite enjoyable lovers in the bedroom then, if one can overlook their constant drunkenness and the pungent odor of their testicles.
Excuse me. I have to take a cold shower. Later I think I will make a trip to Lowes garden ornament aisle.
GardenersCardiff answers:
Trollololol!!
Helen asks…
Are gnomes love machines?
Let’s face it, gnomes can be undeniably sexy. So very rugged and manly. Ceramic garden gnomes usually have pretty impressive packages too if you have noticed ( I certainly have). They’re also known to be hard workers, and they say nothing is a bigger turn on than a hard working woodland creature. Short men are also known for their sex drive and virility. I imagine they make quite enjoyable lovers in the bedroom then, if one can overlook their constant drunkenness and the pungent odor of their testicles.
Excuse me. I have to take a cold shower. Later I think I will make a trip to Lowes garden ornament aisle.
GardenersCardiff answers:
Trollololololololololol!
Ken asks…
Are gnomes love machines?
Let’s face it, gnomes can be undeniably sexy. So very rugged and manly. Ceramic garden gnomes usually have pretty impressive packages too if you have noticed ( I certainly have). They’re also known to be hard workers, and they say nothing is a bigger turn on than a hard working woodland creature. Short men are also known for their sex drive and virility. I imagine they make quite enjoyable lovers in the bedroom then, if one can overlook their constant drunkenness and the pungent odor of their testicles.
Excuse me. I have to take a cold shower. Later I think I will make a trip to Lowes garden ornament aisle.
GardenersCardiff answers:
They’re randy little buggers for sure, but they lack in the foreplay department and have shocking manners – so I’m told.
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