Paul asks…
I raped my dumb neighbors gnome?
Okay this old lady that lives across the street from me is always giving me the evil eye, and sometimes if shes in a bitchy mood she waves at me . One day, her obese grandson was visiting her, and the little prick thought it would be funny to ding dong ditch me. Lucky for me I got my trusty taser gun. So after the fat bastard rang my doorbell i right away opened the door and TASED the kid. I laughed as i watched his fat jiggle as he was getting zapped.After I had my good laugh (a.k.a. once he passed out), I put him in my wheelbarrow and dumped him in my other neighbors flower garden. The granny came outside eventually and saw me smiling and having a good smoke, and she looks over and sees fatass passed out. She yells at me saying “Did you see this happen?!?” i smiled and said “see what?” “MY GRANDBOY IS KNOCKED OUT!” . I look down at him. She glares at me and says “I’m calling the police” I’m kinda used to hearing that so I just shook it off and began my daily walk, then suddenly when I walked by her yard, something struck me, I saw a garden gnome with the biggest junk I have ever seen… so I thought “why not?” and had some good sex in right there. I didn’t think it would be right to steal it since her grandson was already passed out so we just did it in the yard. It got really annoying because people kept giving me funny looks…
GardenersCardiff answers:
People gave you looks? Man, there are some rude people aren’t there?
Mandy asks…
I raped my stupid neighbors gnome?
Okay this old lady that lives across the street from me is always giving me the evil eye, and sometimes if shes in a bitchy mood she waves at me . One day, her obese grandson was visiting her, and the little prick thought it would be funny to ding dong ditch me. Lucky for me I got my trusty taser gun. So after the fat bastard rang my doorbell i right away opened the door and TASED the kid. I laughed as i watched his fat jiggle as he was getting zapped.After I had my good laugh (a.k.a. once he passed out), I put him in my wheelbarrow and dumped him in my other neighbors flower garden. The granny came outside eventually and saw me smiling and having a good smoke, and she looks over and sees fatass passed out. She yells at me saying “Did you see this happen?!?” i smiled and said “see what?” “MY GRANDBOY IS KNOCKED OUT!” . I look down at him. She glares at me and says “I’m calling the police” I’m kinda used to hearing that so I just shook it off and began my daily walk, then suddenly when I walked by her yard, something struck me, I saw a garden gnome with the biggest junk I have ever seen… so I thought “why not?” and had some good sex in right there. I didn’t think it would be right to steal it since her grandson was already passed out so we just did it in the yard. It got really annoying because people kept giving me funny looks…
GardenersCardiff answers:
Lol
nice imagination
Betty asks…
is it positive the world will end in 2012 ? will Jesus come?
i heard about the world ending soon.i definently dont want that to happen.im scared.im only 13 and im on my aunts account but still.well do u think the rapture will happen before that?or do u think that its
GardenersCardiff answers:
Neither the ancient or modern Mayans predicted this. They left that up to liars and fools in the USA, Belgium and a few other countries.
Very few people believe this, including those who are saying it will end. It is about profits, not prophets, marketing, not Mayans.
Stories of disaster or anything big in 2012 are nonsense promoted by gutter websites and gutter TV transmitters for one purpose, to make money from the sale of books, advertising, movie tickets, guns, disaster shelters and survival supplies, or to get people into dangerous religious cults. Disaster in 2012 is 2% superstition and the the rest is direct lies.
The Mayan calendar does not end, nor did it predict anything from 2012, and not warning signs either. The lies that there are predictions are the bases for the lies that anything will happen at all. Since the basis of the predictions are a few lies, then all the predictions fail, no matter what other “evidence” is trotted out to support them.
In all cases in the 2012 material the other “evidence” is also lies. Here’s a short list of the lies, the list does not cover everything because there are too many different lies and some of them contradict each other.
Planet X exists, Nibiru exists
Solar flares reaching the Earth
Pole shifts, geographic or magnetic
Scientists predict it
Planetary line-ups, galactic line-ups
Photon belt
Earth’s core heating up
Nostradamus, anyone or anything else predicted it.
Garden gnome apocalypse
Get my drift? It is all nonsense.
See www.2012hoax.org/start for an exposure of the main liars and fools and why they are wrong or lying.
The rapture was invented in the early 19th century based on the delirium of a sick young Scotswoman and spread by a defrocked Anglican minister. It has no basis in theology or scripture and is used only to draw attention to various pastors and to raise money. It has been prophesied for many different years since 1838 which have all turned out to to wrong. By now you’d think that people would have woken up that it’s a fake, no matter how many times the people predicting it claim to be Christians.
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