Hamish and Andy Best Prank Phone Call Ever
 

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   Jun 25

Your Questions About Gardening

Sandy asks…

50 Questions…Easy 10 Points?

Answer Like This…

1) (Answer)

If you DONT want to answer a question, answer like this…

1) N/A

THE 50 QUESTIONS

Body: 50 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone. REPOST WITH YOUR ANSWERS

1. whats your name spelt backwards?
2. What did you do last night?
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
6. What are you wearing?
7. How many cars have you owned?
8. Type of music you dislike most?
9. Are you registered to vote?
10. Do you have cable?
11. What kind of computer do you use?
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
13. You like anyone right now?
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
16.Do you have a garden?
17. What’s your favorite comic strip?
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
19. Shower, morning or night?
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?
21. Favorite pizza toppings?
22. Chips or popcorn?
23. What cell phone provider do you have?
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
26. Orange Juice or apple?
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
28. favorite chocolate bar?
29. Who is your longest friend and how long?
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
32.Favorite artist?
33. Favorite computer game?
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
35. Sprite or 7-UP?
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
38. Ever thrown up in public?
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
41.Can exes just be friends?
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
44. What message is on your voicemail machine?
45. Where would you like to go right now?
46. What was the name of your first pet?
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what’s in it?
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone?
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
50. What do you think about most?

GardenersCardiff answers:

1. Whats your name spelt backwards? Mom
2. What did you do last night? Watched big brother
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Fonts
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? No
5. Last time you swam in a pool? September
6. What are you wearing? Sweats
7. How many cars have you owned? Too many to count
8. Type of music you dislike most? Techno
9. Are you registered to vote? Yes
10. Do you have cable?yes
11. What kind of computer do you use? Dell
12. Ever made a prank phone call? No
13. You like anyone right now? Married, of course
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? No
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Europe
16.Do you have a garden?no
17. What’s your favorite comic strip?family circus
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? Yes
19. Shower, morning or night? Morning
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? 10,000BC
21. Favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips
23. What cell phone provider do you have? Sprint
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? No
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No
26. Orange Juice or apple?oj
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? Coworkers
28. Favorite chocolate bar? Reeses
29. Who is your longest friend and how long? K over ten years
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Summer
31. Have you ever won a trophy? No
32.Favorite artist? Na
33. Favorite computer game? Soduko
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? Yes
35. Sprite or 7-UP?sprite
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? No
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? Meds
38. Ever thrown up in public? No
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? True love
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Um no
41.Can exes just be friends? Yes
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? Boss
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? Yes
44. What message is on your voicemail machine? Generic
45. Where would you like to go right now? Bed
46. What was the name of your first pet? Na
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what’s in it?na
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? Not sure
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? Family
50. What do you think about NA

Ruth asks…

10 points, 10 riddles. easy!!!!!!!!! Answer now!?

First one to answer right gets points!

1. What Cheese is made backwards?

2. Feed me and i live, give me a drink and i die.. What am i?

3. A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, “Look me up in the dictionary.” What did the dictionary say?

4. I went to the garden and got it, when I came into the house I cried because of it. What am I?

5. What is:

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place.

6.You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

7. What is so delicate that when you say its name it is broken?

8. A man was walking in the jungle. He only had one bullet in his gun. But yet he shot a puma and a cougar. How did he do this?

9. What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?

10. What state is surrounded by the most water?
Good Luck!

GardenersCardiff answers:

1. Edam
2. Fire.
3. Eats, shoots, and leaves.
4. An onion.
5. The letter e.
6. The match.
7. Silence.
8. Wait, aren’t they the same?
9. Wouldn’t it still be Everest? You never mentioned whether it was “believed”, you just asked for the facts.
10. Hawaii.

Donna asks…

Are false statements made in private regarding legal matters subject to prosecution?

Neighbor trouble: (it’s a long story, but in brief, he is trying to bully me into using an easement deeded to my property alone, because he built an extension on his house 20 years ago and lost easy access to his yard. My Dad, who I inherited the house from, forbade him to use it, as does owner of property easement is part of, so he’s trying tricks with me). He writes me bizarre letters, one was 44 pages long, which make some extraordinary claims. He sent me a survey with hand-drawn red lines on it, which he said was the “true” property boundaries, and therefore he has right to use the easement. (When he presented this document to the township last week, almost two years after he sent it to me, they said it was not a true legal document and sent him away). He claim to have used the easement since 1993 and maintained it. (false). He claims it is a public right of way, (false – BTW the story changes all the time….) He claimed that another neighbor was urging him to sue me (she was shocked to hear & said it was false). He claimed he was ordered by PA Dept of Transportation to place his garbage in front of my house (false). He claims that he has power of adjudication in our township (false). He also stated that the District Magistrate told him that she thought I should be sued for a far higher amount than the law permits (not proven false yet, but this is doubtful – we’ll see when I take him to the magistrate. He never even brought a case to the magistrate). I can prove all of these statements are false. This is part of a case I am putting together about harassment and trespassing, and among the evidence I will present are the crazy letters, which contain the false claims. Harassment: It’s so bizarre – he sits and stands at our property line and just watches me while I work in the garden or wash the car. He shadows me as I do my yard work. Almost daily, he & lately his wife wait for me to come home and just watch. I am a law-abiding, boring middle aged woman and am baffled why they have me under such close surveillance – but that’s another matter….I believe he has lied to intimidate me into allowing him to use the easement (which my family purchased and that we hold a deed for) and maybe I embarrassed him, because he seems to have a very inflated ego and feels “dissed” that I do not obey him. He has written repeatedly that because he is my elder, I must defer to him. But – back to my main question – I know it is illegal to make false statements to law enforcement and in court, but is there a penalty for making false statements to a private citizen in an effort to influence their behavior – i.e. intimidate and harass them to go along with your demands?

GardenersCardiff answers:

>”Are false statements made in private regarding legal matters subject to prosecution?”

What kind of prosecution?

>”I know it is illegal to make false statements to law enforcement and in court, but is there a penalty for making false statements to a private citizen in an effort to influence their behavior – i.e. Intimidate and harass them to go along with your demands?”

Your question reminds me of political ideology and rhetoric in the context that he believes what he believes contrary to the published facts. If he really had a case he would have gone to court by now. If he brings it up again, tell him to do it.

You see, that’s what the courts are for, to weed out the facts on what parties provide to substantiate their case. In his case, his psycho babble would not pass the simple “sniff test”. Any records brought before the court have to have been already recorded by the county. They don’t accept hand drawn treasure maps!

You can make this go away by getting an attorney to write him a letter to clarify any ambiguities regarding the property. If he goes forward with a law suit before the court and loses he can be assessed damages for court costs. Maybe you should get this cleared up once and for all at least for the sake your estate. He can accept it or reject it (stew about it), either way what he believes or thinks he knows about real estate law won’t correct his ignorance.

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