Your Questions About Gardening

Something for those who are feeling a little sad!!it might cheer you up!!?

MONDAY:
It’s fun to cook for Fred. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Fred wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Fred brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Fred asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Fred asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Fred did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Fred keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Fred’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Fred. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Mo
*Chocolate Moose*

has anyone ever noticed how beautiful the Quran is?

it has amazing verses which make me cry every time i read it like such:

“It is He who created the heavens and the earth in true proportions: the day He saith, “Be,” behold! it is. His word is the truth. His will be the dominion the day the trumpet will be blown. He knoweth the unseen as well as that which is open. For He is the Wise, well acquainted with all things.”
– (the Holy Quran 6:73)

“But for such as fear the time when they will stand before the Judgment Seat of their Lord, there will be two Gardens-
Then which of the favors of your Lord will ye deny?
Abounding in branches;-
Then which of the favors of your Lord will ye deny?
In them each will be two Springs flowing free;
Then which of the favors of your Lord will ye deny?
In them will be Fruits of every kind, two and two.
Then which of the favors of your Lord will ye deny?
They will recline on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near and easy of reach.
Then which of the favors of your Lord will ye deny?”
– (the Holy Quran 55:46-55)

“Read! In the name of thy Lord who createth. Createth man from a (mere) drop of blood. Read, and thy Lord is most bounteous. Who teacheth man by the pen, teacheth man what he knew not.”
– (the Holy Quran 96:1-5)

but they are so much more beautiful in Arabic!
NO CONTRADICTIONS!

but i found thousands of contradictions in the Bible and Torah!
how can anyone believe that the Bible and the Torah are the exact words of God when there a man made contradictions in it??

they used to be the word of God until man decided to play with it.
kinda like a game of telephone.
(ACTUALLY, JACK [AND EVERYONE ELSE])

the Quran actually doesnt support violence AT ALL! like not one bit, unless it talks about war. i thought so too at first, im not going to lie. Until i actually read it and alot of hadiths and i saw the beauty of Islam, it cleansed my heart. also something came into me in a dream and showed me the truth. Alhamdullilah i converted yesterday, officially. i play that you see the truth too.

BLONDE COOKING for pepzi_bandit 2?

Sometimes being a blonde isn’t easy, especially if you’re cooking…

MONDAY
It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Bob’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.