Charles asks…
What do you do when there really is something under your kids bed?
and no unless you carry a gun around in the house, shooting it straight off isn’t an option, 10 pts. to most methodical or comical
GardenersCardiff answers:
Well first you have to buy: Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them by J.K rowling. Read the book and try and determine what exactly is under the bed. If its not in the book, then call Dan, the magician he is listed in every phone book under Magical Drunk, and note: Not danny, dan, you don’t want his cousin Danny, he’s a drunk every day, while Dan only gets drunk on the weekends. Anyway
he’ll tell you what you have and then once you have determined go to Pest-World (Note all Pest-Worlds are located in the back of Wal-Marts, usually there’s a door way in the gardening section, the door looks like a gnome, but its a door, I know, but true) The company has all sorts of pests and pesticides. What you need is: Rea’s Bottle of Nuclear Radiation. That will kill the monster. Note: you may have a gilopie, which eats your socks and rapes your cats, they usually live under beds, but I’d confirm it. The radiation should work. I also suggest that you seal off that room for about two weeks afterwards.
Donald asks…
What Do I Need To Make A Paintball Gun Work?
I don’t want to actually play paintball, I just want something to play around with, shoot things in my backyard and stuff. I went to some classified sites and see all these things called hoppers etc. What are all these things and which ones are necessary just to shoot some garden gnomes and things like that? lmfao :p Thanks everyone! 🙂
GardenersCardiff answers:
Buy a tippman paintball gun they can go for under $130
James asks…
The garden gnome outside my window brought friends and they’re taunting my cat. What would you do?
GardenersCardiff answers:
I’d bring my Tommy gun..
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