Your Questions About Gardening

GardenersCardiff answers:

Wow! I’m glad I’m not the only 1! I thought they were just targeting me! 😉

GardenersCardiff answers:

Most of my favorite weapons are either from stuff from a story perspective (Phantasy Star’s Elysdeon, Fire Emblem’s Ragnell, etc), or those that are so hillariously OP/rediculous that they’re just fun to use.

Many of my favorites came from Fallout 3: The junk cannon, letting you fire high velocity garden gnomes at people, the MIRV – not just one nuke, have a whole bunch of them! (it’s near impossible to use this thing without killing yourself in the process, it does so much ridiculous damage over such a massive area), and the gauss rifle, soley for one single sniping kill.

Me, on one radio tower, my target on another, maybe a quarter mile away. I scope in, fire, and hear a “CLANG!” as it… Pops the thug’s head clean off. I see it go shooting into the air and in a massive arc, it traveled, i don’t know, maybe 3 or four miles before I lost it in the horizon (it was still in the air at the time). I absolutely lost it laughing, and I’d like to think that punk’s last words were “hey, I can see my house from up here!”

Also, honorable mention goes to Phantasy Star Online (Blue Burst version’s) unbelievably broken Heaven’s Striker. I found one with hit on it, modded up the dark photon stat to 100 with the pile o’ photon drops I had stored up, and rolled up a Ranger soley to use it. Abusing PSO’s equip requirements, I made a solid ATA exploit mag so said RAmarl could use it at level 1.

And I then proceeded to kill every. Single. Monster (including bosses) in one, overpowered berserk special attack all the way up to very hard’s vol opt (i think he took 2), and Falz (who took about 2 per form). Broken as hell, but hillariously funny.

GardenersCardiff answers:

How about any of these ideas

BOOKS
Exotic Cars (First Gear) by John Lamm

Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six M.I.T. Students Who Took Vegas for Millions by Ben Mezrich

Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson

Light on Life: The Yoga Journey to Wholeness, Inner Peace, and Ultimate Freedom by B.K.S. Iyengar, John J. Evans

Delta Force: The Army’s Elite Counterterrorist Unit by Charlie A. Beckwith, Donald Knox and C. A. Mobley

Cold Zero: Inside the FBI Hostage Rescue Team by Christopher Whitcomb

Casino: Love and Honor in Las Vegas by Nicholas Pileggi

Donnie Brasco: My Undercover Life in the Mafia By Joseph D. Pistone with Richard Woodley

Bugatti (Full Throttle) by Tracy Maurer

Gears of War: Anvil Gate by Karen Traviss

The Godfather by Mario Puzo

100 Yards of Glory: The Greatest Moments in NFL History by Joe Garner,

SCALED MODEL VEHICLES
BMW M3 Coupe 1/18 White

BMW 745i 7 SERIES 745 SILVER 1:18 DIECAST MODEL

2011 Hot Wheels Cars of the Decades ’90s McLaren F1 GTR Blue #28/32

Bugatti EB 16.4 Veyron 1/43 Black / Blue

Bugatti EB 16.4 Veyron (Genf 2003) (Grey/Silver) 1:64 Autoart Diecast Car Model

DVD OR BLU-RAY
The Hustler

Le Mans

Face/Off

Cirque du Soleil: Journey of Man

Cirque Du Soleil – Corteo

Ultimate Jordan (Deluxe Limited Edition)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Halloween (original)

MUSIC CD
Best of the Lion King – Various Artists

The Godfather Suite: Music Featured in the Trilogy – Nino Rota

Gears Of War 3 The Soundtrack by Steve Jablonsky

Dino: The Essential Dean Martin

Christmas With the Rat Pack

The Dark Knight – Hans Zimmer

Pulp Fiction (Collector’s Edition) – Various Artists

The Beginning (Deluxe Edition) – The Black Eyed Peas

The Beatles 1 – The Beatles

GRAPHIC NOVELS
Punisher Max: Naked Kills by Valerie D’Orazio, Jonathan Maberry, Rob Williams and Laurence Campbell

The Punisher: Franken-Castle by Rick Remender, Marjorie Liu, Daniel Way and John Romita Jr

Uncanny X-Men: Divided We Stand by Ed Brubaker and Mike Choi

X-Men: Curse of the Mutants by Victor Gischler and Paco Medina

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller

Batman: Year One by Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli

Judge Dredd: Megacity Masters 01 by Brian Bolland, Simon Bisley and Kevin O’Neill

MEN’S GROOMING & PERSONAL CARE
Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor

Gillette Fusion Fusion Phantom Power Razor

Silver Plated 4 Piece Shave Set

Solid Brass 4 Piece Shave Set

Remington Titanium Nose & Ear Trimmer

Deodorant from companies like Speed Stick, Old Spice, Brut and Degree

Col. Conk Bay Rum Shave Soap

Col. Conk Lime Shave Soap

Nivea for Men Sensitive Shave Gel

Shea Moisture Shave Facial Wash & Scrub

Men’s Shea Moisture Shave 3-pc. Travel Kit

Men’s body wash from companies like Old Spice and Degree

Oster OSTER Professional Products Personal Grooming Trimmer for Nose Ears and Eyebrows

OTHER STUFF
iTune gift card

Best Buy gift card

Target gift card

Big chain movie theater gift card

Starbuck gift card

Gears Of War 3 Born 2 Saw T-Shirt

Gears Of War 3 Logo T-Shirt

Bugatti Veyron Car Dark T-Shirt by CafePress

Forever Collectibles NFL Team Garden Gnomes

NFL Mr. Potato Head

Nba Logoman Quarter Length Sock – White

Last of all you can always sit on his lap and move around to make him feel real good and open that one gift together. He might get a hard on and you will wonder what is that poking at me(joking around of course).