For the Best Gardeners in the Cardiff Area

   Jun 22

Your Questions About Gardening

Helen asks…

How do you make a spell work?

If you made ur own spell how do you make it work?

GardenersCardiff answers:

First you need to find Bigfoot and then the Loch Ness Monster. Once you do that you need a hair from bigfoot and a scale from Nessie.

Then take one of your mom’s finest cooking pots and put some oil and vinegar in it. Light a fire in the backyard and put the pot on it to boil. Once it’s boiling throw the ingredients in. Then sipn around 7 times to the west and 7 times to the east. Jump once, hop twice. Then say the words backwards and then forwards. Et Voila!

Now sake the rocks out of you head and grow up. This isn’t Disneyland.

Sandra asks…

Is anyone else sick of chain restaurants and wondering where all the great mom & pop shops went?

I grew up in Massachusetts and there were TONS of little family owned restaurants that were 100 times better food and better service then stupid chains like Applebee’s. I moved to Arizona and there are none here! It’s all chains and fast food, it’s so sad…
Do you like the crappy chains or do you miss the good old mom & pop family run restaurants? Where are your favorites?

GardenersCardiff answers:

Im with you on that i miss the little mom and pop old fashion cooking restaurants now we have dennys and i hop gross when i was younger and was in oklahoma we had connies dinner awesome food and great people didnt help that my family owned it but we couldnt keep up with all the new chains so they closed it

Linda asks…

What is your personal prognosis for the survival of man on this planet?

Add the discovery of “viral hemorrhagic septicema” in the waters of the Great Lakes to the ever-growing list of man’s complete neglect of, and disrespect for his environment. The murderous legacy that we are leaving our children–it amounts to their own murder, let’s not kid ourselves!! If we as a species do not start concentrating on the vital importance of the detoxification of our precious eco-systems, we won’t even have a “carpet” to sweep anything under any more!
Is it SERIOUSLY more important for us to study the mating rituals of Brad and Angelina, as opposed to those of our remaining threatened and unthreatened species of life??! Are we so ignorant and so callous that we CONTINUE our one-way path to destruction?? Or will we fight side by side WITH ONE ANOTHER to combat the daily discovery of our ecologic atrocities??!

Teach your children well…

GardenersCardiff answers:

Umm… This seems more like a statement than a question.

Obviously it is more important to the majority of people to study the mating habits of Brangelina than worry about the environment. Otherwise you wouldn’t even have to bring it up. Is it the smartest thing to be worried about? Probably not.

But if you consider the fact that China is just now ushering itself into it’s industrial age, what would really be the point of Americans cleaning up their act? China has at least another 30 years of destroying the environment before it decides to think green. May as well keep an eye on how often Brad and Angie are hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing.

To really make a difference, there’d have to be some form of global policy that everyone would adhere to. Something tells me that isn’t going to happen.

Prognosis: we’re fuct.

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