Your Questions About Gardening

what does it mean when a garden gnome has a monkey statue inside?

it was an old german garden gnome i believe, and when it accidentally broke there was a statue of a monkey inside…what does that mean?

What is the current and future size of the garden gnome industry?

I’m doing a project for Family and Consumer Sciences and have to make a faux Web site. I chose to do a retail Web site that sells garden gnomes and I need to know the current size of the industry and a projected size of it in the future. If anyone could help me, I’d be in their debt.

Thank you!

Should Gary the Golden Garden Gnome apologize for jokingly removing any roadmarkers in the desert ?

Because that was the reason that Moses and his band were dwelling through the desert for forty years. Gary told them, in a joking way, that the Promised Land awaited them. Yet, the Promised Land was none other than his pub he used to run in Palestine. Should Gary the Golden Garden Gnome apologize for his joke, or should Moses’ve taken it as a good sport, and laugh at it whilst drinking some milk and honey in the Promised Land ?