Linda asks… what are your favorite illegal activities to do in your spare time? personally i like stealing flamingo lawn ornaments and garden gnomes…care to join me?? i have a whole collection of them….300 and counting… BQ: would u rather steal a real flamingo to put in your garden?? GardenersCardiff answers: OK I would do […]
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Dec 31
Your Questions About Gardening
William asks… How many different garden gnomes do the nice folks at Travelocity have on staff? And what kind of benefits do they get besides free travel? Health insurance, 401(k), what? Are they unionized? If I were 3 feet shorter, could I be one? I mean, I can grow a beard and everything . . […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Charles asks… Can I use my garden gnomes for target practice? They cause a lot of fights and are up to no good anyway.? damn garden gnomes. Bunch of drunk short people who make comments about my butt and other things and then try to pick fights with the pink flamingos. I think I shall […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Joseph asks… The Garden Gnomes shaved my cats and declared war on the neighbor’s halloween decorations. darn it all…. The dang neighbors are the type of people who don’t take care of their lawn in the first place, going weeks w/o mowing the lawn, their hedges need to be trimmed, they have busted out windows […]
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Dec 20
Your Questions About Gardening
Jenny asks… Is it a sin for a Christian to have a garden gnome ? ..with the pagan etc connections ? What about if it says rude things to lady passerbyers ? GardenersCardiff answers: Yeah, you’re going to go to Hell – with the gnome of course. Sandy asks… What is the scariest type […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
George asks… My house is under attack by deranged garden gnomes? Does anyone know the number to 9-1-1? GardenersCardiff answers: Call 911 and ask them!!! Daniel asks… What do we really know of gnomes? I have opinions of them,and am lead to believe certain things….But? What do we really Know? I have never caught a […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Sandra asks… What are the best suburbs to live in, just outside Detroit? I will be going to graduate school in downtown Detroit, and I’m wondering what the nicest suburbs to the city are. Ideally I would want to drive less than half an hour to get there from home. I don’t know these areas […]
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Jan 05
Your Questions About Gardening
Lizzie asks… If you found poop loaded with gold flakes in front of your door, what would you think/do? You get up to get the paper in the morning, and you see a large piece of poop absolutely loaded with gold flakes right as you exit the front door. What do you do or think? […]
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