Ruth asks… What would you do if you were suddenly attacked by a garden gnome? GardenersCardiff answers: Ha ha!! I’d totally shishkabob his head with a stake that i had for some reason that helped me plant my flowers.. 😛 Paul asks… who’s gonna win this fight? some elves just attacked my garden gnomes.man i […]
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Dec 31
Your Questions About Gardening
William asks… How many different garden gnomes do the nice folks at Travelocity have on staff? And what kind of benefits do they get besides free travel? Health insurance, 401(k), what? Are they unionized? If I were 3 feet shorter, could I be one? I mean, I can grow a beard and everything . . […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Mary asks… Have a bad experience with POLICE? Tell me a story of a bad experience you’ve had with cops. GardenersCardiff answers: Me and my friends were bored. Where i live there’s really nothing to do or no where to go. We basically drive around and do nothing, so one night we were driving around […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Nancy asks… Where can I find garden/lawn gnome? where would i buy a lawn gnome, like in a store? I looked online for some at walmart, target, etc. but they “were not available in stores”. GardenersCardiff answers: Ebay! They have plenty Robert asks… what are scary,new,and funny pranks for teens? i have a sleepover club […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Charles asks… Can I use my garden gnomes for target practice? They cause a lot of fights and are up to no good anyway.? damn garden gnomes. Bunch of drunk short people who make comments about my butt and other things and then try to pick fights with the pink flamingos. I think I shall […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Joseph asks… The Garden Gnomes shaved my cats and declared war on the neighbor’s halloween decorations. darn it all…. The dang neighbors are the type of people who don’t take care of their lawn in the first place, going weeks w/o mowing the lawn, their hedges need to be trimmed, they have busted out windows […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Laura asks… What are some books about gnomes? GardenersCardiff answers: Well, harry potter has them in the books… Garden gnomes 🙂 James asks… Harry Potter Quiz!? Good luck! 1. What is the scientific name for ‘garden gnome’? It’s two words long, and each word begins with G. 2. What are the words inscribed on the […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Jenny asks… Is it a sin for a Christian to have a garden gnome ? ..with the pagan etc connections ? What about if it says rude things to lady passerbyers ? GardenersCardiff answers: Yeah, you’re going to go to Hell – with the gnome of course. Sandy asks… What is the scariest type […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
George asks… My house is under attack by deranged garden gnomes? Does anyone know the number to 9-1-1? GardenersCardiff answers: Call 911 and ask them!!! Daniel asks… What do we really know of gnomes? I have opinions of them,and am lead to believe certain things….But? What do we really Know? I have never caught a […]
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Your Questions About Gardening
Michael asks… what does it mean when a garden gnome has a monkey statue inside? it was an old german garden gnome i believe, and when it accidentally broke there was a statue of a monkey inside…what does that mean? GardenersCardiff answers: In germany it is a tradition to do these things as garden gnomes […]
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